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Stankfinger 

The smell leftover on your suzy finger after using it to finger your girl.
Person A: I got stankfinger like a mother fucker!!!
Person B: Wash your hands then.
Person A: Hell no son.
Stankfinger by C. Griffin November 8, 2007

stinkfinger santa

A surprise fingerbanging delivery up a slut's cunt or pooper, particularly when the bitch is passed out or asleep.
Ho Ho Ho! What's that gettin' shoved up your chimney, bitch? Damn right, it's stinkfinger santa!
stinkfinger santa by assymouth September 16, 2009

stinkfinger 

The (usually) surreptitious action of savoring the pheremone laden evidence of digital exploration of that magical female orifice. Commonly discovered by young men driving home after a date involving second base. Enjoyable at any age. Often characterized as a game.
“Frankie had himself a good game of stinkfinger all the way home from his date with new girlfriend.”
stinkfinger by Frankie February 5, 2004

spunkslinger 

1. A man who ejaculates forcefully enough for his jism to shoot substantially further.

2. An insult.
1. That spunkslinger did it all over her chest, man! This is such a cool porno.

2. Oh Jane, you're such a slutmonkey spunkslinger.
spunkslinger by nitrojane May 22, 2004

Colonel Stinkfinger 

A nickname given to an individual after they perform sexual acts on a female partner.
Fred got Sarah drunk last night, and took her to bed. Now, Colonel Stinkfinger has a stinky finger.
Colonel Stinkfinger by ferg-o-mite February 22, 2010

Stinkfinger 

When you finger a girl and you put your finger/fingers up to your friends nose.
Dude my friend did a Stinkfinger to me!

What did it smell like?

Smelled like fish!
Stinkfinger by Beha1993 June 3, 2009
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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