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stinkfinger santa

A surprise fingerbanging delivery up a slut's cunt or pooper, particularly when the bitch is passed out or asleep.
Ho Ho Ho! What's that gettin' shoved up your chimney, bitch? Damn right, it's stinkfinger santa!
stinkfinger santa by assymouth September 16, 2009

stinkfinger 

The (usually) surreptitious action of savoring the pheremone laden evidence of digital exploration of that magical female orifice. Commonly discovered by young men driving home after a date involving second base. Enjoyable at any age. Often characterized as a game.
“Frankie had himself a good game of stinkfinger all the way home from his date with new girlfriend.”
stinkfinger by Frankie February 5, 2004

stank finger 

A phrase, usually described in terms of a game, which denotes the action of manually probing the vagina of a woman.
Man1: Did you get a piece of that filthy whore last night?

Man2: No luck, we just played a little stank finger and then went to sleep.
stank finger by Ryan P August 12, 2003

skankfinder 

The app that helps you find skanks. From the show Impractical Jokers.
I found my gf on skankfinder.
skankfinder by Flyers fanatic November 25, 2016

Colonel Stinkfinger 

A nickname given to an individual after they perform sexual acts on a female partner.
Fred got Sarah drunk last night, and took her to bed. Now, Colonel Stinkfinger has a stinky finger.
Colonel Stinkfinger by ferg-o-mite February 22, 2010

Stinkfinger 

When you finger a girl and you put your finger/fingers up to your friends nose.
Dude my friend did a Stinkfinger to me!

What did it smell like?

Smelled like fish!
Stinkfinger by Beha1993 June 3, 2009
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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