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stinkfinger santa

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A surprise fingerbanging delivery up a slut's cunt or pooper, particularly when the bitch is passed out or asleep.
Ho Ho Ho! What's that gettin' shoved up your chimney, bitch? Damn right, it's stinkfinger santa!
stinkfinger santa by assymouth September 16, 2009

stinkfinger 

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The (usually) surreptitious action of savoring the pheremone laden evidence of digital exploration of that magical female orifice. Commonly discovered by young men driving home after a date involving second base. Enjoyable at any age. Often characterized as a game.
Frankie had himself a good game of stinkfinger all the way home from his date with new girlfriend.”
stinkfinger by Frankie February 5, 2004

stank finger 

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A phrase, usually described in terms of a game, which denotes the action of manually probing the vagina of a woman.
Man1: Did you get a piece of that filthy whore last night?

Man2: No luck, we just played a little stank finger and then went to sleep.
stank finger by Ryan P August 12, 2003

skankfinder 

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The app that helps you find skanks. From the show Impractical Jokers.
I found my gf on skankfinder.
skankfinder by Flyers fanatic November 25, 2016

Colonel Stinkfinger 

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A nickname given to an individual after they perform sexual acts on a female partner.
Fred got Sarah drunk last night, and took her to bed. Now, Colonel Stinkfinger has a stinky finger.
Colonel Stinkfinger by ferg-o-mite February 22, 2010

Stinkfinger 

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When you finger a girl and you put your finger/fingers up to your friends nose.
Dude my friend did a Stinkfinger to me!

What did it smell like?

Smelled like fish!
Stinkfinger by Beha1993 June 3, 2009
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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