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stinkfinger 

The (usually) surreptitious action of savoring the pheremone laden evidence of digital exploration of that magical female orifice. Commonly discovered by young men driving home after a date involving second base. Enjoyable at any age. Often characterized as a game.
“Frankie had himself a good game of stinkfinger all the way home from his date with new girlfriend.”
stinkfinger by Frankie February 5, 2004
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Stinkfinger 

When you finger a girl and you put your finger/fingers up to your friends nose.
Dude my friend did a Stinkfinger to me!

What did it smell like?

Smelled like fish!
Stinkfinger by Beha1993 June 3, 2009

stinkfinger 

to insert ones finger in bum and wype under enemys nose
"gee mate did someone give you the stinkfinger",steve said as he noticed some brown smelly substance under terrys nose.....
stinkfinger by ramigs October 24, 2004

Stinkfinger 

The smell of sweet vaginal juices on your finger after penetration ,at least to the second knuckle.
Hey mum , I got a date at the ferny Grove waterslide ,hopefully I will get a stinkfinger.
Stinkfinger by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

stinkfinger santa

A surprise fingerbanging delivery up a slut's cunt or pooper, particularly when the bitch is passed out or asleep.
Ho Ho Ho! What's that gettin' shoved up your chimney, bitch? Damn right, it's stinkfinger santa!
stinkfinger santa by assymouth September 16, 2009

stinkfinger fastball 

When a baseball pitcher uses a substance on his finger when he grabs the ball, and when it crosses the plate, it smells so bad the batter backs off the box for a called strike.
He threw that stinkfinger fastball by him, made him look like a fool, boy.

stinkfinger fastball 

When a pitcher coats the ball with a smelly substance and throws it over the plate. The batter backs off because of the smell and it’s called a strike.
He threw that stinkfinger fastball by him, made him look like a fool, boy.
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