(noun)
/ˈspʌŋkˌɡɜrt/
1. Semen consumed through a sock, squeezed out in a manner reminiscent of eating a Go-Gurt tube.
2. By extension, any grotesque or improvised method of ingesting bodily fluids via cloth filtration.
Etymology: Derived from spunk (archaic slang for semen) and Go-Gurt (trademarked yogurt product designed for squeeze-consumption
I thought I’d seen it all on the psych ward, until the day a man invented the SpunkGurt.
Spunkgargleweewee (SGWW) is a sub-genre of first-person-shooter games. These games are very linear and focused on telling a story or showing spectacular (cut-) scenes, rather than gameplay or challenging the player. Hence, they often have regenerating health and plenty of guides towards the next scene. Oftentimes, these games are extremely easy. The player does not have to perform well to win, because the NPC-allies win combats on their own, while the player can hardly die at all. Mistakes of the "player" are not supposed to disturb the flow of the story.
Since Spunkgargleweewees are more focused on linear storytelling than on gameplay, they could also be defined as interactive (action) movies.
The term was coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his zero-punctuation review of "Medal of Honor Warfighter".
Call of Duty is a Spunkgargleweewee.
Spunkgargleweewees are the Michael Baymovies of gaming.
A person who is prone to enthusiastically swallowing large amounts of semen, particularly (though not exclusively) for financial renumeration. Originated in the late 80's British Army after a certain members passionate endeavours.
"Christ, it's been weeks since I busted a nut. Garry, get your chops round that. I don't want to see a drop spilt or it's a court martial for you"
Spunkguzzler: "With pleasure Sir!"