SpunkGurt

The act of pleasuring yourself with a sock and savoring the outcome similar to indulging in a GoGurt.

Damn did you see that guys SpunkGurt I’d like to try that

by Psychwardvibes September 13, 2025

SpunkGurt

(noun)
/ˈspʌŋkˌɡɜrt/
1. Semen consumed through a sock, squeezed out in a manner reminiscent of eating a Go-Gurt tube.
2. By extension, any grotesque or improvised method of ingesting bodily fluids via cloth filtration.

Etymology: Derived from spunk (archaic slang for semen) and Go-Gurt (trademarked yogurt product designed for squeeze-consumption

I thought I’d seen it all on the psych ward, until the day a man invented the SpunkGurt.

by PoliteMoose September 13, 2025

Spunkgargleweewee

Spunkgargleweewee (SGWW) is a sub-genre of first-person-shooter games. These games are very linear and focused on telling a story or showing spectacular (cut-) scenes, rather than gameplay or challenging the player. Hence, they often have regenerating health and plenty of guides towards the next scene. Oftentimes, these games are extremely easy. The player does not have to perform well to win, because the NPC-allies win combats on their own, while the player can hardly die at all. Mistakes of the "player" are not supposed to disturb the flow of the story.
Since Spunkgargleweewees are more focused on linear storytelling than on gameplay, they could also be defined as interactive (action) movies.

The term was coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his zero-punctuation review of "Medal of Honor Warfighter".

Call of Duty is a Spunkgargleweewee.
Spunkgargleweewees are the Michael Bay movies of gaming.

by Algoman November 27, 2013

spunkhunter

Woman or man, desperately wanting to 'receive' semen.

The pub was full of spunkhunters again!

by jormeidt April 6, 2007

Spunkgum

A mucus-like substance, usually yellow or green in color; or any unknown substance being expelled from the human body. Prounced Spung-jum.

After drinking all night with Kyle, John noticed a bit of spunkgum around his taint.

by bdonk October 11, 2007

Spunkgut

Basically means one of two things: (a) a whore who drinks lots of cum, or (b) a pregnant female.

(could also refer to a gay male who has been pumped full of spunk)

(a)"Yo check that dirty fucking spunkgut biatch!"
(b)"Is that a spunkgut or is she just fat?"

by jaijai binks August 10, 2006

Spunkguzzler

A person who is prone to enthusiastically swallowing large amounts of semen, particularly (though not exclusively) for financial renumeration. Originated in the late 80's British Army after a certain members passionate endeavours.

"Christ, it's been weeks since I busted a nut. Garry, get your chops round that. I don't want to see a drop spilt or it's a court martial for you"
Spunkguzzler: "With pleasure Sir!"

by Richie Kelkito July 7, 2006