Definitions by PoliteMoose

SpunkGurt 

(noun)
/ˈspʌŋkˌɡɜrt/
1. Semen consumed through a sock, squeezed out in a manner reminiscent of eating a Go-Gurt tube.
2. By extension, any grotesque or improvised method of ingesting bodily fluids via cloth filtration.

Etymology: Derived from spunk (archaic slang for semen) and Go-Gurt (trademarked yogurt product designed for squeeze-consumption

I thought I’d seen it all on the psych ward, until the day a man invented the SpunkGurt.

SpunkGurt by PoliteMoose September 13, 2025