Spunctual

when you see someone and you automatically want to put their genitals in your mouth

Damn girl! That boy is so fine, he's spunctual!

by Rosegin April 3, 2015

punctual

being on time. Not late. Prompt.

Tom isn't a very punctual person. He is always late for work.

I made a punctual payment for my bills each month.

by little_one January 7, 2008

Punctual penis

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

spanctuary

n. spangk-choo-er-ee

1. Safe location for undetected masturbation.

2. Hidden location for masturbation materials (i.e. dildos, vibrating love tunnels, pornography, vibrating douche nozzles, blow-up dolls, hamsters, stuffed animals).

3. The cry of a monsterbator seeking sanctuary.

"No one ever walks in on me when I'm in the walk-in freezer - it's my spanctuary."

"With over a hundred thousand gadgets, Morty had the worlds most comprehensive undiscovered spanctuary."

"'SPAAANCCTUUARRRYY!' cried Quasimodo, running in horror from the three leering gargoyles."

by Jeanette M. April 4, 2008

Punctuality

That thing that happens when you’re late to something and other people get pissed off, but you have no idea why, and their response is always “punctuality”.

Not everyone lives on your time, it's called punctuality for a reason.

by x-marks-the-spot July 9, 2019

punctual-pooper

Someone who goes for a number two at exactly the same time every day. They are so punctual that EVERYONE knows where they've gone!

Example 1
Person 1: Abel is such a punctunal-pooper!
Person 2: i know blud, i swear mans could set their watch with him.

Example 2
Person 1: Where's Abel gone.
Person 2: You know where blud!...it's 14:30!
Person 1: That dude is such a punctual-pooper.

by mrlambo March 5, 2012

Punctuality

The practice/habit of being punctual/on time.

When it comes to her job, punctuality is very important to her.

by Maya_miele_nyc November 26, 2019