Spunctual 

when you see someone and you automatically want to put their genitals in your mouth

Damn girl! That boy is so fine, he's spunctual!

Spunctual by Rosegin April 3, 2015

punctual 

being on time. Not late. Prompt.

Tom isn't a very punctual person. He is always late for work.

I made a punctual payment for my bills each month.

punctual by little_one January 7, 2008

Punctual penis 

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

Punctual penis by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

spanctuary

n. spangk-choo-er-ee

1. Safe location for undetected masturbation.

2. Hidden location for masturbation materials (i.e. dildos, vibrating love tunnels, pornography, vibrating douche nozzles, blow-up dolls, hamsters, stuffed animals).

3. The cry of a monsterbator seeking sanctuary.

"No one ever walks in on me when I'm in the walk-in freezer - it's my spanctuary."

"With over a hundred thousand gadgets, Morty had the worlds most comprehensive undiscovered spanctuary."

"'SPAAANCCTUUARRRYY!' cried Quasimodo, running in horror from the three leering gargoyles."

spanctuary by Jeanette M. April 4, 2008

Punctuality 

That thing that happens when you’re late to something and other people get pissed off, but you have no idea why, and their response is always “punctuality”.

Not everyone lives on your time, it's called punctuality for a reason.

Punctuality by x-marks-the-spot July 9, 2019

punctual-pooper 

Someone who goes for a number two at exactly the same time every day. They are so punctual that EVERYONE knows where they've gone!

Example 1
Person 1: Abel is such a punctunal-pooper!
Person 2: i know blud, i swear mans could set their watch with him.

Example 2
Person 1: Where's Abel gone.
Person 2: You know where blud!...it's 14:30!
Person 1: That dude is such a punctual-pooper.

punctual-pooper by mrlambo March 5, 2012

Punctuality 

The practice/habit of being punctual/on time.

When it comes to her job, punctuality is very important to her.

Punctuality by Maya_miele_nyc November 26, 2019