zombie chariot

Inconsiderate asshole drivers on the interstate who do not pull over for emergency vehicles

"Did you see that?" "That zombie chariot almost got ran over by the ambulance."

by Amphibious Goddess May 02, 2016

Spanish sex dream

When you're blissfully dreaming of a sexual serenade in Spanish and you find yourself stimulated by your boyfriend's punctual penis. Your erotic foreign fantasy becomes midnight magnetism.

mmm, my Spanish sex dream became a spicy seduction of the situation.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

Spanish sex dream

When you're blissfully dreaming of a sexual serenade in Spanish and you find yourself stimulated by your boyfriend's punctual penis. Your erotic foreign fantasy becomes midnight magnetism.

mmm, my Spanish sex dream became a spicy seduction of the situation.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

Picking the carpet

When a meth head runs out of dope and has to seach the carpet for fallen rock

Watch out, the neighbors are picking the carpet again.

by Amphibious Goddess December 03, 2017

Trapping

What some would call cuddling. However, those of us that refuse to be ewwy gooey in a relationship refer to it as trapping.

I don't know why I feel so good while you are trapping me but I oddly have these feelings of security and warmth. It must be LOVE!

by Amphibious Goddess December 22, 2016

Nobel Penis

Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.

Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.

by Amphibious Goddess December 22, 2016

Punctual penis

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

by Amphibious Goddess June 03, 2016