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n. spangk-choo-er-ee

1. Safe location for undetected masturbation.

2. Hidden location for masturbation materials (i.e. dildos, vibrating love tunnels, pornography, vibrating douche nozzles, blow-up dolls, hamsters, stuffed animals).

3. The cry of a monsterbator seeking sanctuary.

"No one ever walks in on me when I'm in the walk-in freezer - it's my spanctuary."

"With over a hundred thousand gadgets, Morty had the worlds most comprehensive undiscovered spanctuary."

"'SPAAANCCTUUARRRYY!' cried Quasimodo, running in horror from the three leering gargoyles."

spanctuary by Jeanette M. April 4, 2008

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sanctuary campus

A tuition hungry university that knowingly enrolls undocumented international students.

Using humanitarianism as a smoke screen, faculty at New York Institute of Technology petitioned for NYIT to serve as a sanctuary campus.

sanctuary campus by SeniorMoment54 October 3, 2017

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Spanktuary

Spanktuary (noun): A special place in one's home dedicated specifically to masturbation.

1.) I'm going to spend some time in my spanktuary after work this evening.

2.) Our son has been frequenting the family spanktuary quite often as of late.

3.) Susie, you unload the dishwasher and vacuum the living room while Billy scrubs the floor of the spanktuary.

Spanktuary by ganjamancer May 18, 2010

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sanctuary

a small safe place in a troubling world

"where is she?"

"in her sanctuary, crying"

sanctuary by quotelover28 September 30, 2012

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Alveus Sanctuary

A non-profit exotic animal sanctuary and virtual education center based in Austin, Texas that is aimed to educate Twitch streamers and their communities about specific species using their non-releasable ambassadors to help spark an appreciation for them and their wild counterparts.

Stompy the emu is currently the best ambassador at Alveus Sanctuary.

Alveus Sanctuary by ThrowThePitcher December 15, 2021

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Skanktuary

Any place filled with many skanky women

"look at all these skanks up in here."
"yeah dude, this place is a skanktuary."

Skanktuary by YoungBlood42008 August 5, 2009

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Stanktuary

Coined by Donald Trump
My living room after tacoball.

Just crushed that chimichanga, my house bout to be a stanktuary

Stanktuary by TrumpDictionary February 4, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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