Spsej

1. A Muslim bombing that Bomb a whole place
2. A feminist that looks fast

1. So a Muslim freak bomb a whole town what a spsej.
2. That woman looks like a spsej!

by 459395 February 19, 2022

Spejaculation

When Speculation and ejaculation have one thing in common,they both can be a lot of wank.

;"The poperazzi official response was that it was an act of holy war on the Protestants ,was proven to be more Spejaculation"

by Belteshazzar September 1, 2009

Susej

Susej Christ is Jesus Christ's mildly retarded twin brother. We don't talk about him.

Isaiah: Uh hey, Jesus, who's that guy next to you in this picture?
Jesus: Oh, that's just my twin brother Susej. We don't talk about him.

by King Mc G June 7, 2014

SPŠE Zochova

A drinking school with an engineering problem.

Ever heard of SPŠE Zochova 9 ? Yea it's a

A drinking school with an engineering problem.

by HungariananInTrousers July 9, 2021

Spejack

The short form of Spejaculate.
The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.

"I Spejacked my pants!"
"I don't know why but I always seem to spejack my pants at the titty bar :("
"Poor dude! He totally spejacked before his birthday lap dance!"
"Ever since I went celibate I seem to always spejack at parties"

by funnyfucker123 April 8, 2009

spejunking

Looking at the crotch of a man, either in real life or in photos, in an attempt to discover evidence of the size of his junk.

I like this guy. We need to go spejunking so I can decide whether or not to hit that.

by YOITSMEYALLDOS March 4, 2010

susej

Another way of saying sausage..... If you spell susej backward you get the word Jesus. Coincidence, I think not.

'Jesus would like a bit of susej, no? ah yes, you're Jewish aren't you'.

by Stewie May 9, 2004