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The short form of Spejaculate.
The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.
"I Spejacked my pants!"
"I don't know why but I always seem to spejack my pants at the titty bar :("
"Poor dude! He totally spejacked before his birthday lap dance!"
"Ever since I went celibate I seem to always spejack at parties"
Spejack by funnyfucker123 April 8, 2009
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Spejaculation 

When Speculation and ejaculation have one thing in common,they both can be a lot of wank.
;"The poperazzi official response was that it was an act of holy war on the Protestants ,was proven to be more Spejaculation"
Spejaculation by Belteshazzar September 1, 2009
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Spejaculate 

The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.
"I always spejaculate at the titty bar"
"It was horrible! He totally spejaculated when I took my clothes off"
"dude, you better jerk off before that party.. there's gonna be alot of tight A.. you don't wanna spejaculate again do ya?"
"God shes so hot, I totally spejaculated my pants"
Spejaculate by funnyfucker April 8, 2009

spegackled

I didn't sleep last night, I was too spegackled.
spegackled by Reese R February 2, 2006

Spegacker 

Someone who is high on Methamphetamine and out in public twitching, moving excessively, plotting on stealing your car, digging through the Goodwill dumpster, riding a bike, chewing their face off, trying to steal your mail, talking to much while chain smoking and flailing or scratching at their invisible bugs.
Dear bleeding Jesus did you see that spegacker on the bike, i think he was going to chew his tongue off.
Spegacker by two lips April 19, 2010

spedackled

Twacked beyond reason/ over medicated by your "street pharmacists"
"He's wound up from the ground up, he must be spedackled!"
She spyjacked my tag.

Look at that spyjacker shooting that bomb.

I spyjacked that stencil.

You may spyjack my piece, just don't sell it.

We will spyjack a section of the lower East side.
spyjack by mglev June 6, 2011