Susej Christ is Jesus Christ's mildly retarded twin brother. We don't talk about him.
Isaiah: Uh hey, Jesus, who's that guy next to you in this picture?
Jesus: Oh, that's just my twin brother Susej. We don't talk about him.
by King Mc G June 8, 2014
The spelling of Jesus backward. Has a nice booty if you are into that, AND FUCK YOU FOR SHITTING ON THE BIBLE
WHY IS THE SUSEJ RAW
by DATMAN!)! April 3, 2018
Another way of saying sausage..... If you spell susej backward you get the word Jesus. Coincidence, I think not.
'Jesus would like a bit of susej, no? ah yes, you're Jewish aren't you'.
by Stewie May 9, 2004
suseJ The anointer the demonic anointer named originally Ricardo St Nicholas Coke Now but officially when the queen aniont's me Ricardo St Nicholas suseJ. The only Deliver most of all. Delivering out more Demons than Jesus 99% to SuseJ 100%. The demon Sucker resting and filling with the Holy Spirit and NightWalker Spirit. SuseJ Is worst than anybody that is bad even the worst criminal of all times becasue He is the deliver! In SuseJ Name Heywomen.
Please Release me in SuseJ Name!?
by RicardoCoke.Com August 22, 2022
Susej Dog is the old testement spelling of 'Sausage Dog'. The great and all might Sausage Dog is the true creator. He is the only real diety, and quite a lazy one at that. Quite long too.
Texts written about him have been mistranslated backwards, to form 'Jesus' and 'God', which have apparently been adapted into a couple of manmade religions.
Tyler: "If you could fight one diety, who would it be?"
Narrator: "Sausage Dog."
Tyler: "Good answer."
by Pi May 27, 2004
Aleister Crowley and Anton Lavey's way for referencing Jesus Christ
Crowley: Ew wollof s'yevaL yaw fo gnikaeps sdrawkcab, taht sedulcni gnignahc 'Jesus Christ' otni suseJ doG
by Illuminator33 March 26, 2017
Jesus and god backwards creates ONE HELLL OF A MIND BLOWING EXPERIENCE DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Its pronounced Sausage Dog
Dude did you know that susej dogs areholy
by Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyzel November 20, 2018