Susej Christ is Jesus Christ's mildly retarded twin brother. We don't talk about him.
Isaiah: Uh hey, Jesus, who's that guy next to you in this picture?
Jesus: Oh, that's just my twin brother Susej. We don't talk about him.
by King Mc G June 07, 2014
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The spelling of Jesus backward. Has a nice booty if you are into that, AND FUCK YOU FOR SHITTING ON THE BIBLE
WHY IS THE SUSEJ RAW
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Another way of saying sausage..... If you spell susej backward you get the word Jesus. Coincidence, I think not.
'Jesus would like a bit of susej, no? ah yes, you're Jewish aren't you'.
by Stewie May 09, 2004
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Susej Dog is the old testement spelling of 'Sausage Dog'. The great and all might Sausage Dog is the true creator. He is the only real diety, and quite a lazy one at that. Quite long too.
Texts written about him have been mistranslated backwards, to form 'Jesus' and 'God', which have apparently been adapted into a couple of manmade religions.
Tyler: "If you could fight one diety, who would it be?"
Narrator: "Sausage Dog."
Tyler: "Good answer."
by Pi May 27, 2004
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Aleister Crowley and Anton Lavey's way for referencing Jesus Christ
Crowley: Ew wollof s'yevaL yaw fo gnikaeps sdrawkcab, taht sedulcni gnignahc 'Jesus Christ' otni suseJ doG
by Illuminator33 March 25, 2017
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Jesus and god backwards creates ONE HELLL OF A MIND BLOWING EXPERIENCE DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Its pronounced Sausage Dog
Dude did you know that susej dogs areholy
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