SPEJAB 

The action of a phone falling onto one’s face while typing.

“Dang it man! I just experienced a SPEJAB for the fifth time in a row!”

SPEJAB by PigsAreGood18 April 29, 2020

Spejaculation 

When Speculation and ejaculation have one thing in common,they both can be a lot of wank.

;"The poperazzi official response was that it was an act of holy war on the Protestants ,was proven to be more Spejaculation"

Spejaculation by Belteshazzar September 1, 2009

Spejack 

The short form of Spejaculate.
The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.

"I Spejacked my pants!"
"I don't know why but I always seem to spejack my pants at the titty bar :("
"Poor dude! He totally spejacked before his birthday lap dance!"
"Ever since I went celibate I seem to always spejack at parties"

Spejack by funnyfucker123 April 8, 2009

Sperabling 

the verb form of lightning

Oh my it is thundering and sperabling!

Sperabling by merizz June 7, 2010

Specablue 

The recessive gene the causes one to shout obscenities with a foreign accent.

"VHAT DEE HILL??!!"
"...what the hell?.."
"...that was just my specablue showing.."

Specablue by rrooorroooo April 23, 2009

Spejaculate 

The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.

"I always spejaculate at the titty bar"
"It was horrible! He totally spejaculated when I took my clothes off"
"dude, you better jerk off before that party.. there's gonna be alot of tight A.. you don't wanna spejaculate again do ya?"
"God shes so hot, I totally spejaculated my pants"

Spejaculate by funnyfucker April 8, 2009

Spejale 

a derivative of Italian translation Special, Spejale is the word used to replace cuss words in everyday speech. The ultimate word to replace any word, when you cant find another to fit or do not want to offend someone. It can be used for any emotion, positive or negative.

When cut off in traffic "that guy was such a spejale".
On receiving news that an event has been cancelled "Spejale"

"She was acting like a spejale yesterday at work"

Spejale by LilyGem November 19, 2019