sparfed 

A synonym for zooted, but exclusively for weed.

When you're so fucking high out of your mind that you're on the floor cry-laughing at the dumbest shit, and eating a box full of stale oreos because they're so damn good.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA EYEBROWS"
"Dude, you are so fucking sparfed right now."

sparfed by cryptidcrackshack August 29, 2022

Scarfed 

To purposefully ignore someone whilst fiddling with your scarf, so that they cannot try and take your arm or come near you or even make conversation ..... and so giving them the cold shoulder.

Hey, did you hear how Prince William totally scarfed Duchess Meghan on the way out of church on Christmas Day? Wow - he looked so cool - he will one day be a formidable king!

Scarfed by celt man December 31, 2018

scarfed 

Past tense of to pig out or 'down' food really fast and hastily.

His plate is empty, he must to have scarfed his food down.

scarfed by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

Sparked 

1. to knock someone out

2. to be in an ineriated state off drugs or/and alcohol

1. "The poor boy got sparked by the bouncer"

2. "He's had too much to drink, he's sparked"

Sparked by Mr T March 9, 2004

spaffed 

when someone cums somewhere

I spaffed when this fit bird gave me head

spaffed by Smelting June 1, 2006

Sparted 

To be yeeted off a cliff with the help of a kick

I got sparted, he sparted me. Also fuck you DARK SOULS™: REMASTERED

Sparted by AGVP June 9, 2020

de-scarfed

The process of stealing someones scarf and waving it in their face.

"John de-scarfed jim. He was not happy."

de-scarfed by Millie CHORED January 30, 2008