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Spoon tick 

A small balled up piece of cotton, usually found on a spoon or other device that has been used to inject illegal drugs. The cotton ball is used as a filter after a drug has been cooked in a spoon. It is dropped into the bowl of the spoon to strain the liquid and weed out any chunks of impurities that have not melted. The needle and syringe then extract the liquid through the cotton filter to inject. Leftover balls of cotton are sometimes hoarded by the drug user for later use, or to swallow when desperate for a high.
Amy is at it again, her drawer was filed with spoon ticks again.
Spoon tick by YepShesCrazy October 31, 2018
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Spoon Tickle 

it is when two people are spooning
and the big spoon is a man
and the man gets excited
an erection forms
the man then flexes his penis repeatedly
moving it up and down
tickling his spoon partner

there was a safe sex psa a few years back
it said spoon-tickling is the safest kind of sex
safer than masturbation
safer than people who have sex with watermelons
sure
the watermelon people disagreed
but it made sense to me
i've been spoon-tickling ever since
Josef twitched his throbbing gristle against the small of Helena's back as she slept. He loved to spoon tickle in secret and continued for quite some time before falling asleep himself.
Spoon Tickle by mooseman 92 June 22, 2011

spoonlicker 

an annoying fuck as troll that constantly trolls/spams cplusplus.com
when all hell breaks loose, spoonlicker is usually the cause. spoonlicker is the reason the ban button and system was advanced.
spoonlicker by Programming Sapien February 5, 2013

Spoondick  

One night of passion between a woman and a man ends with the cry "Pull out!" coming from the woman.. In a hasty withdrawl in the motion of a spoon, the male accidently leaves a few droplets of his retarded DNA.

Out of this accident a Spoondick is born 9 months later.

Definition of a Spoondick or a spooner:
A guy who is seen with a girl who is way out of his league.
A Spoondick can be seen usually carrying her handbag, like a servant or a trained animal, refer to (whipped) and inferiating all other surrounding males with his worthless genetic appearance.

The spoondick will attempt to impressive his woman with uncontrollable generousity, yet he is more than likely destined for heartbreak and taken a ride, on a selfish attempt of the female to attract an alpha male.
Look at that Spoondick! How the hell did that Spoondick get her?!?
What a spooner, he must have money.
Spoondick by william graham January 29, 2007

Spoondick 

An Insult. A replacement to the term "Dickhead".

Explanation: "Imagine a spoon. Imagine a spoon as my dick. Imagine that I could scoop things out with my spoondick. Now THAT is stupid!"
Hey Spoondick, get to the back!

Go wank somewhere else, spoondick.

Timmy, you spoondick!

etc
Spoondick by Thebestfrenchie October 27, 2009

Spoonlicker 

A woman who licks the head of a penis. It is so called because a penis is somewhat shaped like a spoon, and when women perform fellatio on a man, they lick his penis, hence the term spoonlicker.
You know that girl, dawg? Well, she's a freaking spoonlicker. She sucks dick all the time. She can't help herself at all!
Spoonlicker by Spencer Silas August 31, 2022

spoonlicker 

One who licks spoons in a chinese resturant to see if they wash the silverware if you don't unwrap it from it's casing.
"Cameron is such a spoonlicker!"
spoonlicker by Denny Buttcrack February 15, 2008
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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