One night of passion between a woman and a man ends with the cry "Pull out!" coming from the woman.. In a hasty withdrawl in the motion of a spoon, the male accidently leaves a few droplets of his retarded DNA.
Out of this accident a Spoondick is born 9 months later.
Definition of a Spoondick or a spooner:
A guy who is seen with a girl who is way out of his league.
A Spoondick can be seen usually carrying her handbag, like a servant or a trained animal, refer to (whipped) and inferiating all other surrounding males with his worthless genetic appearance.
The spoondick will attempt to impressive his woman with uncontrollable generousity, yet he is more than likely destined for heartbreak and taken a ride, on a selfish attempt of the female to attract an alpha male.
Out of this accident a Spoondick is born 9 months later.
Definition of a Spoondick or a spooner:
A guy who is seen with a girl who is way out of his league.
A Spoondick can be seen usually carrying her handbag, like a servant or a trained animal, refer to (whipped) and inferiating all other surrounding males with his worthless genetic appearance.
The spoondick will attempt to impressive his woman with uncontrollable generousity, yet he is more than likely destined for heartbreak and taken a ride, on a selfish attempt of the female to attract an alpha male.
Look at that Spoondick! How the hell did that Spoondick get her?!?
What a spooner, he must have money.
What a spooner, he must have money.
by william graham January 29, 2007
Get the Spoondick mug.An Insult. A replacement to the term "Dickhead".
Explanation: "Imagine a spoon. Imagine a spoon as my dick. Imagine that I could scoop things out with my spoondick. Now THAT is stupid!"
Explanation: "Imagine a spoon. Imagine a spoon as my dick. Imagine that I could scoop things out with my spoondick. Now THAT is stupid!"
by Thebestfrenchie October 27, 2009
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by been jammin August 26, 2005
Get the Spoony Spoonicus mug.The act of laying in bed with your partner (I.E. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, F-buddy, etc) and spooning them, until it leads ultimately to fornication.
Fred: "I gotta go man, Melissa is lonely and I might be able to get laid."
Bob: "Yeah man, try to do some Spoonication"
Bob: "Yeah man, try to do some Spoonication"
by BodybaggedOG August 8, 2009
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Get the Spoonicle mug.Everyone knows that their girl likes to spoon, meaning your crotch is pressed against her ass. Typically, this is an after-sex position, but sometimes you get your second wind faster than expected, and you start rubbing the cock against the pussy. Once hard, you stick it in her from behind, but in a laying-on-your-side position.
The bitch wasn't satisfied, so once I could get it up again I spoonfucked her while rubbing her clit until she had a crygasm.
by J-Reddish October 30, 2007
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(2) Spooning while watching Boondock Saints
(2) Spooning while watching Boondock Saints
Bruce and Brett were supposed to go out with us last night, but they ended up just staying in and playing Spoondock Saints. What a bunch of faggots.
by Mike Majcen February 25, 2008
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