Definitions by ThySmallestOfTheCacti

Spongesexual

A sexuality regarding the show 'Spongebob Squarepants', started in the musical community because the actor is an absolute hottie named Ethan Slater.

Friend: I'm homosexual, how about you?
Me: I'm spongesexual.
Friend: What the fuck-

A sexuality regarding the show 'Spongebob Squarepants', started in the musical community because the actor playing Spongebob Squarepants is an absolute hottie named Ethan Slater.

Friend: I'm homosexual, what about you?

Me: I'm spongesexual.

Friend: What the fuck-