Spongebrat
One sexy motherfucker
This Spongebrat right here
Spongebrat by SusMF February 17, 2021
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Mustache Spongebath
When a mustachioed man goes down on a girl. Like dipping a paint brush into a can of paint, he fills the bristles of his mustache with her lady juice. He then uses his pussy-juice soaked mustache to coat her body with her own girl cum, like a nurse cleaning a patient with a wet sponge.
Me: "Last night Sarah was feeling extra dirty so she asked me to give her a mustache spongebath."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."
Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."
Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."
Mustache Spongebath by Mike E. Coyne April 11, 2017
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spongebather
usually an overwieght celler dwelling slob of a person. too damn lazy to even maintain personal hygene. they only attempt to perform any sort of hygenetic action when the carbuncles underneath their inner tube flabby flesh begins oozing with smelly pus. then they make a half hearted attempt with an old bactira filled sponge from beneath the bathroom sink and lukewarm water...
spongebather by kmd555564 October 6, 2011
Spongenatic
Someone who can't stop making Spongebob references in a conversation that has nothing to do with Spongebob.
Makayla: "Who put YOU on the planet?"
Me: My mommy.
Makayla: It's from a Spongebob episode.
Me: Spongenatic.
Me: My mommy.
Makayla: It's from a Spongebob episode.
Me: Spongenatic.
Spongenatic by tempertant October 3, 2023
SpongeCrack
Crack that has been frozen and chemically altered to take a sponge-like form. A common drug used to cope with the death of Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of the popular cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants.
SpongeCrack by DipGreen December 3, 2018