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Mustache Spongebath

When a mustachioed man goes down on a girl. Like dipping a paint brush into a can of paint, he fills the bristles of his mustache with her lady juice. He then uses his pussy-juice soaked mustache to coat her body with her own girl cum, like a nurse cleaning a patient with a wet sponge.
Me: "Last night Sarah was feeling extra dirty so she asked me to give her a mustache spongebath."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."

Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."

spongebather 

usually an overwieght celler dwelling slob of a person. too damn lazy to even maintain personal hygene. they only attempt to perform any sort of hygenetic action when the carbuncles underneath their inner tube flabby flesh begins oozing with smelly pus. then they make a half hearted attempt with an old bactira filled sponge from beneath the bathroom sink and lukewarm water...
Dude, did ya get aload of that spongebather he's been wearing the same t-shirt since 1999.....
spongebather by kmd555564 October 6, 2011

Spongebawls 

A funny name for Spongebob in the famous Grandma's Kisses spoof.
Whip out your sack I'll be back in a sec Spongebawls.
Spongebawls by iTzJSw4g June 12, 2011

Spongenatic 

Someone who can't stop making Spongebob references in a conversation that has nothing to do with Spongebob.
Makayla: "Who put YOU on the planet?"

Me: My mommy.

Makayla: It's from a Spongebob episode.

Me: Spongenatic.
Spongenatic by tempertant October 3, 2023

SpongeCrack 

Crack that has been frozen and chemically altered to take a sponge-like form. A common drug used to cope with the death of Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of the popular cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants.
I took a big fat hit of SpongeCrack last night.
SpongeCrack by DipGreen December 3, 2018

spongebroom 

“Mind if I sweep up your afterbirth with my spongebroom?”

“No! That’s MY afterbirth!”
spongebroom by andrews24 March 17, 2019