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spongecock

I guy who is so narcissistic and misogynistic he can only get himself off through the vigorous use of a fleshlight and a mirror.
Brad hasn't left his room in days, he's such a spongecock lately...we need to get him out to meet some people.

I'm tired of the dating scene, I think I'm just gonna spongecock it again tonight.

F**k those bitches, I'm going spongecock.

spongetrick 

spongey asshole bitch whos stupid

someone who wants everything that you have
"OMG where did you get that cause i really want that and u have to tell me or else so that we can be matching!!!!!!!:"
"ur such a spongetrick!!!!!!!"
spongetrick by amazing persone February 6, 2009

spongecake 

a anoying kid who rages at fortnite
this spongecake is anoying
spongecake by boog yt October 17, 2018

Spongecake 

When your pancakes are spongey.
"My fucken pancakes are spongey . (Spongecakes kekekekek)"
Spongecake by Mia*lee July 30, 2017

Strawberry spongecake

When a girl is on her period and also has a yeast infection so when the guy pulls out her tampon it looks like a strawberry spongecake.
"Dude I was so hungry last night I ate my girl's strawberry spongecake. It was so fucking kinky."

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019