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spongecock

I guy who is so narcissistic and misogynistic he can only get himself off through the vigorous use of a fleshlight and a mirror.
Brad hasn't left his room in days, he's such a spongecock lately...we need to get him out to meet some people.

I'm tired of the dating scene, I think I'm just gonna spongecock it again tonight.

F**k those bitches, I'm going spongecock.

spongetrick 

spongey asshole bitch whos stupid

someone who wants everything that you have
"OMG where did you get that cause i really want that and u have to tell me or else so that we can be matching!!!!!!!:"
"ur such a spongetrick!!!!!!!"
spongetrick by amazing persone February 6, 2009

spongecake 

a anoying kid who rages at fortnite
this spongecake is anoying
spongecake by boog yt October 17, 2018

Spongecake 

When your pancakes are spongey.
"My fucken pancakes are spongey . (Spongecakes kekekekek)"
Spongecake by Mia*lee July 30, 2017

Strawberry spongecake

When a girl is on her period and also has a yeast infection so when the guy pulls out her tampon it looks like a strawberry spongecake.
"Dude I was so hungry last night I ate my girl's strawberry spongecake. It was so fucking kinky."
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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