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spongebather 

usually an overwieght celler dwelling slob of a person. too damn lazy to even maintain personal hygene. they only attempt to perform any sort of hygenetic action when the carbuncles underneath their inner tube flabby flesh begins oozing with smelly pus. then they make a half hearted attempt with an old bactira filled sponge from beneath the bathroom sink and lukewarm water...
Dude, did ya get aload of that spongebather he's been wearing the same t-shirt since 1999.....
spongebather by kmd555564 October 6, 2011

spongeboner 

1.a boner that never reaches maximum hardness.

2. a boner that you obtain while watching/talking about spongebob
I had a spongeboner all day today
spongeboner by dan bobby December 23, 2016

Spongebinge

Watching SpongeBob or any cartoon after a scary experience.
Boy A: "Wow, the shining really spooked me out."
Boy B: "Yeah, let's spongebinge since it's bedtime."

2 ouwas latir

Tv: "Are you still watching"
Spongebinge by Dessarre September 16, 2023

Sconglebanger 

Noun, informal

An intensely silly person, one that is not to be taken seriously.
"How is that good news, you sconglebanger?!"
Sconglebanger by Woomy;) October 19, 2023

Spongemonger 

1. A SpongeBob background track
2. A chaotic moment
3. An insane person
4. (present tense, Spongemongering) The act of frantically doing something as fast as possible
"Remember when those 2 people fought in the cafeteria?"
"Yes, that was truly a Spongemonger."

Stonebanger 

1. A person who uses or is under the influence of cannabis.

2. A term used to describe a schizophrenic individual experiencing a sporadic or erratic episode, especially when under the influence of cannabis.
"After smoking that potent strain, he was a total stonebanger for the rest of the evening."

"During the incident, he turned into a stonebanger, acting unpredictably and irrationally."
Stonebanger by TonyStone July 21, 2024