scoment

Having a scott moment- a bit of a silly man

scoment = "I set up this snowboard completly wrong i feel really guilty" -proceeds to runaway when they come back to complain

by wowlodge January 24, 2026

Sloment

1. An awkward moment in which you accidentally make direct eye contact with another person who hates you and life suddenly goes into slow motion for approximately 3 seconds until eye contact or silence is broken.

2. Moments also engaged by rivals, such as a criminal to a police officer. This is most often experienced when someone accidentally speeds past a police officer on the side of the road. The very moment of realization by the speeder will throw him into a sloment as he turns his head and watches himself get gunned.

As I turned the corner going 140mph in my black, Chevy Cobalt SS, I experienced a true sloment as I ripped past a cop chilling on the side of the road. After pulling me over, he wrote me a ticket for $500 and impounded my car. As they were towing away my baby, my mom rolled up. As she stepped out of the car, our eyes connected. The sloment was so intense that I could see the wrinkles under her eyes form as she glared at me - pissed that I just lost the car she hadn't even finished paying off yet. It was almost a mercy killing when the cop slapped cuffs on me and put me in the back of his car - better his than hers.

by chasevrocket January 17, 2010

schmentai

german hentai

person 1 : yo you wanna watch some hentai?
person 2 : nah man id rather watch schmentai

by schmentai September 24, 2019

scotment

A drink concocted during a late night at Wasatch Hall in Utah. This is made by adding Scotch to a hot, mint tea. It is quite delicious, and warming.

Does anyone want a scotment?

Yeah, I'll take a scotment, straight up please.

by wasatch south April 6, 2009

Schmental

Crazy; Paranoid; Obsessed with life; needs to know everything about everything.

The Short kid went schmental after a taller boy beat him on a world history test.

I went schmental after this kid kept asking me for a ride.

My mom is totally schmental.

by Brett and Adam September 6, 2005

Spoment

A spare moment

I will get back to you in a spoment

by Patented September 25, 2011

scomments

A form of spam affecting web page comment boxes. Spammers send their messages automatically to websites that allow comments to be posted (often a blog) in the same way that "regular" spam is sent to private e-mail accounts.

leave a comment:
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...the above were scomments from a spammer

by Mike42 September 12, 2005