smoment
The person in the audience had his smoment during the Question and Answer session, where they were able to inform the guest speaker on pertinent information about their topic
smoment by Smoment Man April 4, 2013
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Sloment
1. An awkward moment in which you accidentally make direct eye contact with another person who hates you and life suddenly goes into slow motion for approximately 3 seconds until eye contact or silence is broken.
2. Moments also engaged by rivals, such as a criminal to a police officer. This is most often experienced when someone accidentally speeds past a police officer on the side of the road. The very moment of realization by the speeder will throw him into a sloment as he turns his head and watches himself get gunned.
2. Moments also engaged by rivals, such as a criminal to a police officer. This is most often experienced when someone accidentally speeds past a police officer on the side of the road. The very moment of realization by the speeder will throw him into a sloment as he turns his head and watches himself get gunned.
As I turned the corner going 140mph in my black, Chevy Cobalt SS, I experienced a true sloment as I ripped past a cop chilling on the side of the road. After pulling me over, he wrote me a ticket for $500 and impounded my car. As they were towing away my baby, my mom rolled up. As she stepped out of the car, our eyes connected. The sloment was so intense that I could see the wrinkles under her eyes form as she glared at me - pissed that I just lost the car she hadn't even finished paying off yet. It was almost a mercy killing when the cop slapped cuffs on me and put me in the back of his car - better his than hers.
Sloment by chasevrocket January 17, 2010
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Denny's Moment
When one feels a sudden onset of the need to take a shit - when you know the escape of feces is eminent. (Such as after eating poorly prepared food at say, a Denny's Restraunt)
Denny's Moment by ClarenceT September 27, 2003
McDonald's Moment
It's the moment you've been waiting for all your life. Also defined as doing the perfect thing at the perfect time which makes all your friends laugh or impressed.
A: is trying to open the pickle jar for 10 minutes with no success
B: Just opens it first try and chugs the pickle water
A: is looking confused
D,F,G: are laughing in tears, looking at each other and saying "McDonald's Moment"
B: Just opens it first try and chugs the pickle water
A: is looking confused
D,F,G: are laughing in tears, looking at each other and saying "McDonald's Moment"
McDonald's Moment by ErenMusk June 20, 2022
Kohl's Moment
I have a friend that shops at Kohl's a lot, and every time she goes there to shop, she gets a shit attack and has to run to the bathroom in the middle of her shopping.
Whan you are engaged in an important or interesting activity and you suddenly have the overwhelming urge to have an immediate bowel movement.
Whan you are engaged in an important or interesting activity and you suddenly have the overwhelming urge to have an immediate bowel movement.
I was in the middle of a business meeting when I suddenly had a Kohl's moment and had to excuse myself and sprint to the bathroom.
Kohl's Moment by Frankie67 July 11, 2010
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