Splunkied

Originating in the video game Splunky, is when one is killed in a seemingly unfair, but humorous way for the absurdity of it, often an attack coming out of nowhere or being hit once and sent to your doom like you are the ball in a rube goldberg machine.

Haa haa, man I got Splunkied so hard, I got hit by a rock from out of nowhere,that sent me flying into a a tiki trap that hit me into spikes instantly killing me, when I had such a good load out.

by Derpaics October 8, 2020

sprunked

Verb: the complete and utter obliteration of someone in a GTA V race. Usually to a point where they have to restart.

He sprunked me off of the track and into the river! I just sprunked myself!

by TheDimensionist February 13, 2017

Slunked

The feeling when you are extremely tired and start acting drunk

Yo Dave I so slunked right now

by Bacon is not jmaycan February 13, 2017

Jungle Spunkies

When you mix your cum and sea monkeys, then throw the mix into the pubes of a partner. This results in an ecosystem of jungle spunkies being created.

"Man my jungle spunkies are really swinging today"

by The_juceman February 27, 2018

Slinkied

To fall down multiple amounts of stairs.

After too many drinks, Jim slipped and slinkied to the lower landing of his apartment

by Jay Nish August 3, 2007

spunked

to be semened upon

“he ejaculated on my face”
“damn, you got spunked!!”

by chodie13 February 18, 2020

cunt splunker

One who explores vagina. One who likes to eat pussy. The opposite of cocksucker.

My gynecologist is a Cunt Splunker.

by poolaholic March 18, 2015