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The act of releasing sperm. Often used to describe the mating procedures of mermaids.
The merman semened on the mereggs.
Semened by Tuffs May 9, 2014
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semenesque

having the consistancy, color, taste, or smell of semen.
someone who seems as if they spend large quantities of time soaked in semen.
that rice pudding went bad; its a bit semenesque.
j:"dont go near that girl shes a bit too... semenesque!"
chris:" thats why i want her number."
semenesque by jjerzey April 27, 2011
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Semeneta 

Dude, you’re doing me real Semeneta right now. Not cool

You doing me Semeneta?

Guy 1: Yo br, you trying to go downtown tonight?

Guy 2: nah dude I’m not really feeling it.

Guy 1: ooh Semeneta br
Semeneta by DernMer? October 5, 2020

Semented 

When your semen fuses two or more objects together.
Throwing a towel on your cum puddle will result in it being semented within a 12 hour period.

Semenetz 

Derived from Poland. Usually reppin the 20s thrown from various pimps.
Taylor is a Semenetz aka a hoe fo sho.
Semenetz by Dick Hertz From Holdin October 27, 2008

Semenema 

When a man ejaculates deep inside a woman's rectum, causing her to have a neverending sloppy bowel movement soon after.
Guy-"You know it's hard for me to stay awake after we have sex. Why'd you take so long in the bathroom, honey?"

Girl-"Because you gave me a semenema and i couldn't stop pooping, silly."

Guy-"ZZzzzzzzz...."
Semenema by gutterwater March 14, 2009

semenade 

A normal glass of Lemonade with a little touch of manliness
My son opened his first Semenade stand this weekend, the grow up so fast!
semenade by asdfgh1234567 April 21, 2014
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