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Slinky + Junkie = Slunkie. A person with a debilitating compulsion to collect and hoard Slinkies as though their physical and emotional well-being depended on it.
"Oh man, Greg is a total slunkie. I heard one time he sucked some dude's dick in the Toys R Us parking lot just to get his slink on."
Slunkie by aover September 21, 2014
Words you can keep
Lou- Look at that Junkie bitch , she will suck anyone for a hit
Noel- She is a first class Slunkie for sure ....
Slunkie by Legend2203 May 10, 2018
The feeling when you are extremely tired and start acting drunk
Yo Dave I so slunked right now
Slunked by Bacon is not jmaycan February 13, 2017

Jungle Spunkies 

When you mix your cum and sea monkeys, then throw the mix into the pubes of a partner. This results in an ecosystem of jungle spunkies being created.
"Man my jungle spunkies are really swinging today"
Jungle Spunkies by The_juceman February 27, 2018
The act of sliding down a chair until you're laying down with your butt hanging off.
He enjoyed slunking in his chair. She slunked so hard she fell out of her chair.
Slunking by Lexiiiie January 3, 2018

Slinkied 

To fall down multiple amounts of stairs.
After too many drinks, Jim slipped and slinkied to the lower landing of his apartment
Slinkied by Jay Nish August 3, 2007

slunkmeat 

It has no real definition, but it's derogatory and can describe a skank or someone that your friend has already fucked, sloppy seconds.
Greg: Hey Tom, how are you? I was thinking, I sure wouldn't mind if you fucked my ex-girlfriend Vicki.

Tom: No way! Do you think that I would fuck that piece of slunkmeat?
slunkmeat by Tom January 30, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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