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Slinky + Junkie = Slunkie. A person with a debilitating compulsion to collect and hoard Slinkies as though their physical and emotional well-being depended on it.
"Oh man, Greg is a total slunkie. I heard one time he sucked some dude's dick in the Toys R Us parking lot just to get his slink on."
Slunkie by aover September 21, 2014
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Lou- Look at that Junkie bitch , she will suck anyone for a hit
Noel- She is a first class Slunkie for sure ....
Slunkie by Legend2203 May 10, 2018
The feeling when you are extremely tired and start acting drunk
Yo Dave I so slunked right now
Slunked by Bacon is not jmaycan February 13, 2017

Jungle Spunkies 

When you mix your cum and sea monkeys, then throw the mix into the pubes of a partner. This results in an ecosystem of jungle spunkies being created.
"Man my jungle spunkies are really swinging today"
Jungle Spunkies by The_juceman February 27, 2018
The act of sliding down a chair until you're laying down with your butt hanging off.
He enjoyed slunking in his chair. She slunked so hard she fell out of her chair.
Slunking by Lexiiiie January 3, 2018

Slinkied 

To fall down multiple amounts of stairs.
After too many drinks, Jim slipped and slinkied to the lower landing of his apartment
Slinkied by Jay Nish August 3, 2007

slunkmeat 

It has no real definition, but it's derogatory and can describe a skank or someone that your friend has already fucked, sloppy seconds.
Greg: Hey Tom, how are you? I was thinking, I sure wouldn't mind if you fucked my ex-girlfriend Vicki.

Tom: No way! Do you think that I would fuck that piece of slunkmeat?
slunkmeat by Tom January 30, 2004
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