Splewage

The spewing of jizz on your partner. Anywhere counts. The jizz itself can be defined as the splewage

I came inside my wife last night. As it leaked out she looked down and saw it she said "look at that lovely splewage".

by Effingeffer July 24, 2021

Spewage

The stream, sometimes violently projectile-like, of today's (or yesterday's) semi-digested consumption. It's made possible by sickness, food that didn't agree with the stomach, that last tequila shot (that you knew you shouldn't take but didn't have the will to disrespect by leaving undrunken), seeing poor souls wearing white after Labor Day (bless their little hearts), thinking some heinous disgusting thought, other sensory overloads like witnessing or smelling other spewage, or anything that makes you vom. In sum, the upper body counterpart to sewage, but expelled from the mouth.

We were having a great time, had some food and drinks and were all set to hang out for the night, but she got a spewage leak and ended up decorating the side of the car with her lasagna. Game Over.

by GR-44 January 26, 2021

slewage

Pretty much the same as merk or slew. It is the act of inflicting extreme damage either lyrically or physically to another boi. From the verb to slew, but with "age" stuck on the end to make it seem more gangster. This type of terminology (the use of "age" on the end of words, in this case "slewage") was popularised by gangbangin Brit mc Mr Wong in his riddim "wongage", and is commonly used in virtually every endz of da L-O-N.

"Yo bludclat, break yourself, i'm about ta draw for da slewage up in this bitch"

...Booya!...(Gunshots are heard)

by MC Blitzkrieg February 24, 2007

Splewdge

"A funnier way of saying "orgy"

"My wife was at a splewdge yesterday"
"You dumb shit"

by LazyFatfuck69 April 20, 2021

silky spewage

ejaculate. the feel and consistency of male ejaculate, slang. silky defining soft, and spew/spewage relating to discharge

the rough and tumble rub of bodies produced one lad's silky spewage upon their bellies.

by s emery July 11, 2007

anal spewage

Anal spewage results from squeezing the buttocks muscles too frequently, resulting in anal leakage.

Your girl seems to be suffering from anal spewage, perhaps you should tend to her needs, good sir!

by Jose Jones May 10, 2005

spewage

Garbled spoken nonsense from a gratuitous source.

An obnoxious character in line somewhere - “Oh yes, I’m very interested in seeing your yacht! I’ve been in the market for some time now, obviously. Hold on, I have another call. Hello, well then just get the white one schmoopzy-pooh, you know I love any Mercedes!"

This is spewage.

by tschloo May 20, 2009