An obnoxious character in line somewhere - “Oh yes, I’m very interested in seeing your yacht! I’ve been in the market for some time now, obviously. Hold on, I have another call. Hello, well then just get the white one schmoopzy-pooh, you know I love any Mercedes!"
This is spewage.
This is spewage.
by tschloo May 20, 2009

by rapm.tmo July 10, 2018

by collin yamaka June 04, 2003

The stream, sometimes violently projectile-like, of today's (or yesterday's) semi-digested consumption. It's made possible by sickness, food that didn't agree with the stomach, that last tequila shot (that you knew you shouldn't take but didn't have the will to disrespect by leaving undrunken), seeing poor souls wearing white after Labor Day (bless their little hearts), thinking some heinous disgusting thought, other sensory overloads like witnessing or smelling other spewage, or anything that makes you vom. In sum, the upper body counterpart to sewage, but expelled from the mouth.
We were having a great time, had some food and drinks and were all set to hang out for the night, but she got a spewage leak and ended up decorating the side of the car with her lasagna. Game Over.
by GR-44 January 26, 2021

ejaculate. the feel and consistency of male ejaculate, slang. silky defining soft, and spew/spewage relating to discharge
by s emery July 11, 2007

by Jose Jones May 10, 2005

The result of spewing liquid from your mouth as the result of reading or viewing something ridiculously stupid or hilarious.
by Bob Akimbo June 30, 2018
