4 definitions by GR-44
The thin layer of fabric providing a gentle resting ground for any escaped product of the ane, and protecting a seemingly sexy girl who likes to go commando with a last defense from an otherwise very embarrassing situation.
Girl1: I cant believe you ate all that chili tonight before you came to the club!
Girl2: OMG I know! And when I got low with that really cute guy just now on the dance floor I totally sharted!
Girl1: Oh. My. God. Shuuut. Up!
Girl2: I know! Fortunately I was wearing my shart net. I'll just commando for the rest of the night...he'll never know!
Girl1: You are sooo funny!
Girl2: OMG I know! And when I got low with that really cute guy just now on the dance floor I totally sharted!
Girl1: Oh. My. God. Shuuut. Up!
Girl2: I know! Fortunately I was wearing my shart net. I'll just commando for the rest of the night...he'll never know!
Girl1: You are sooo funny!
by GR-44 August 15, 2015
A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...
Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!
Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net
Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net
by GR-44 September 22, 2015
The army of democrat party pols, supporters and blatantly unobjective, sloppy media drones phonily posing as journalists that push as many disastrous policies, hypocritical actions, reasons it's good for the government to tell people how to live their lives or spend their $$, or informational bs as possible to anyone that will listen with the hope it'll: legitimately convince the public they see as stupid of the nobility of the democrat positions; divert attention away from the idiocy of the party's actions or policies; garner enough support from people they could care less about but who serve the sole purpose of providing votes to keep democrat power; oppose or weaken their political adversaries; or help support their political narrative. Bottomline: the intent is to try to convince people that up is down, down is up, 5 year olds should choose their gender, there's no crisis at the border and all the things Dr. Venkman describes coming true...human sacrifice, dogs and cats sleeping together- mass hysteria!
Concerned citizen: I heard yesterday that insert (POTUS/VPOTUS/FormerPOTUS/FailedPOTUScandidate/Speaker/Rep/Sen/failed state or local candidate/mediahack/celebrity) said it's SICK that certain people are able to breathe good air whereas others are not able and therefore they support (or will be putting forth) a smirk bipartisan-but-not-really proposal to enhance equity and redistribute the air so everyone can experience limited oxygen supply and subsequent brain damage.
Able-to-see-throught-the-Bs citizen: Ah, don't worry about that garbage...that's just propagandems at work again. Just click "unsubscribe", block the website, uninstall the SM app or drop that streaming channel and get back to enjoying your stupidity-free day.
Able-to-see-throught-the-Bs citizen: Ah, don't worry about that garbage...that's just propagandems at work again. Just click "unsubscribe", block the website, uninstall the SM app or drop that streaming channel and get back to enjoying your stupidity-free day.
by GR-44 March 27, 2021
The stream, sometimes violently projectile-like, of today's (or yesterday's) semi-digested consumption. It's made possible by sickness, food that didn't agree with the stomach, that last tequila shot (that you knew you shouldn't take but didn't have the will to disrespect by leaving undrunken), seeing poor souls wearing white after Labor Day (bless their little hearts), thinking some heinous disgusting thought, other sensory overloads like witnessing or smelling other spewage, or anything that makes you vom. In sum, the upper body counterpart to sewage, but expelled from the mouth.
We were having a great time, had some food and drinks and were all set to hang out for the night, but she got a spewage leak and ended up decorating the side of the car with her lasagna. Game Over.
by GR-44 January 27, 2021