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Splashatory Rape 

When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.
I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!

splashguard 

When you place some toilet paper in the toilet BEFORE taking a dump so that your shit will land on the TP and NOT splash toilet water on your ass or crotch.
Sheila always makes a splashguard before she shits.
splashguard by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009

splashation 

A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.
splashation by rhenvar June 26, 2010

Splashguard 

When you feel a big duece coming on, you would lay down a splashgaurd to avoid nasty toilet water splashing back onto or even worse into yourself
O my god, im so happy i laid down that Splashguard, i swear i would've drained the toilet otherwise.
Splashguard by Ryan Loose January 5, 2008

Splashmatic 

A word used to define something delicious which just makes your tastebuds explode

Also describes a person who is more than fantastic

It may also be used to describe a person who possesses swagger or a great idea or a mood
That bubblegum slush puppie I had at the movies was splashmatic

That Jay Z concert we attended was splashmatic.
Jay Z's rhymes are splashmatic

Lu: How are you feeling today

MsZee: I feel Splashmatic
Splashmatic by MsZee Mhlongo July 23, 2010
When a girl is playing around in your mess of cum on the ground. Normally after dirty sex.
"Dude last night was awesome, she even did some splashity afterwards"
Splashity by Splashity June 14, 2017