Spending money like a balla.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

1. First you make your girl drink a gallon of water, or milk for a warmer tone of color.

2. Put her in the "dog on top position" (also known as 'the fishermans warf'). This position allows maximum pressure to be applied to the bladder.

3. When you are ready for the show to begin, flip her over to the "rabbit on bottom" position (also known as 'strolling the marina').

4. Heres the tricky part, now transfer your weight onto both your hands, and push down firmly on her abdomen, and yell "splash out"

5. Recieve a warm blast of bile coating your upper legs, lower chest, arms, and pelvic region as your urethra gets splashed out with piss.