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Splash dash

A quick, yet effective, blow job. The receiver cums ('splash') and the giver doesn't hang about afterwards ('dash').
We didn't have much time, so it was a splash dash instead of a full quickie.
Splash dash by koala1603 April 2, 2024
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splash and dash 

This bold move of sophistication occurs when one has become so in tune with their body's bowel movements that they know exactly when a "no-wipe needed" poo has occurred and they get up from pooping without even a "prove-it wipe". Many have wanted to try this power move but have not the stones to dash without a "prove-it wipe". This classy move was originated by Grant Habbershon, a young socialite from Boston who spent 6 months perfecting the move by tweaking his diet and hydration status.
Man, that Terrance used to have such a hard time getting a date but after he perfected the splash and dash he has the confidence of a Bradley Pitt and the women just love him.
splash and dash by Fupacolypse Now October 1, 2011

splash-and-dash 

Auto racing term for a form of gas-and-go pit stop. Car is refuelled just enough to complete a race, but tires are not changed. Normally occurs under green flag conditions and when limiting time in the pits is deemed more important than fresh rubber.
Dale Earnhardt, Jr., does not have a enough Sunoco fuel to make it to the end of the race. He will be coming in for a splash-and-dash with five laps remaining, says crew chief Lance McGrew.
splash-and-dash by wordguy2 May 12, 2010

Splash'n'Dash 

Another term for a quick sex session, commonly said by males.
Beatrice: "Oooh I'm feeling a bit horny, have we got time??!"

Jeffrey: "We'll have to be quick, just a splash'n'dash."
Splash'n'Dash by Jefferz212 June 17, 2009

splash and dash 

Having a quick wee!
The term originated in Formula 1 and or NASCAR where a car comes in for a minor fix - new tyres etc and takes on a small amount of fuel while this work is being done
Dave was in a hurry so he nipped into the loo for a quick splash and dash.
splash and dash by Drew Clarke January 4, 2008

Splash-N-Dash 

A Splash-N-Dash is when a person (usually male) goes to someone's house for a quick booty call & then leaves immediately after. A Splash-N-Dash usually occurs on a Sunday but can happen any day of the week.
Preston: "Hey Nate, you weren't gone for very long, must have been another splash-n-dash Sunday?"
Splash-N-Dash by TrinityStar_07 February 24, 2010

Splash And Dash 

The act of ejaculating on someone sleeping then fleeing the scene of the incidnet.
Person 1: Hey, I totally splash and dashed Janet the other day.
Person 2: Nice!
Splash And Dash by Brian Herrmann November 8, 2009
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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