Splash dash

A quick, yet effective, blow job. The receiver cums ('splash') and the giver doesn't hang about afterwards ('dash').

We didn't have much time, so it was a splash dash instead of a full quickie.

by koala1603 April 2, 2024

splash and dash

This bold move of sophistication occurs when one has become so in tune with their body's bowel movements that they know exactly when a "no-wipe needed" poo has occurred and they get up from pooping without even a "prove-it wipe". Many have wanted to try this power move but have not the stones to dash without a "prove-it wipe". This classy move was originated by Grant Habbershon, a young socialite from Boston who spent 6 months perfecting the move by tweaking his diet and hydration status.

Man, that Terrance used to have such a hard time getting a date but after he perfected the splash and dash he has the confidence of a Bradley Pitt and the women just love him.

by Fupacolypse Now October 1, 2011

splash-and-dash

Auto racing term for a form of gas-and-go pit stop. Car is refuelled just enough to complete a race, but tires are not changed. Normally occurs under green flag conditions and when limiting time in the pits is deemed more important than fresh rubber.

Dale Earnhardt, Jr., does not have a enough Sunoco fuel to make it to the end of the race. He will be coming in for a splash-and-dash with five laps remaining, says crew chief Lance McGrew.

by wordguy2 May 12, 2010

Splash'n'Dash

Another term for a quick sex session, commonly said by males.

Beatrice: "Oooh I'm feeling a bit horny, have we got time??!"

Jeffrey: "We'll have to be quick, just a splash'n'dash."

by Jefferz212 June 17, 2009

splash and dash

Having a quick wee!
The term originated in Formula 1 and or NASCAR where a car comes in for a minor fix - new tyres etc and takes on a small amount of fuel while this work is being done

Dave was in a hurry so he nipped into the loo for a quick splash and dash.

by Drew Clarke January 4, 2008

Splash-N-Dash

A Splash-N-Dash is when a person (usually male) goes to someone's house for a quick booty call & then leaves immediately after. A Splash-N-Dash usually occurs on a Sunday but can happen any day of the week.

Preston: "Hey Nate, you weren't gone for very long, must have been another splash-n-dash Sunday?"

by TrinityStar_07 February 24, 2010

Splash And Dash

The act of ejaculating on someone sleeping then fleeing the scene of the incidnet.

Person 1: Hey, I totally splash and dashed Janet the other day.
Person 2: Nice!

by Brian Herrmann November 8, 2009