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single wide

A type of white trash. Someone who lives in a single-wide trailer, and is therefore not as committed to the trailer park as a double wide.
He's definitely only a single wide. He'll be out of the trailer park before his 25th birthday.
by wordguy2 March 9, 2010
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understandwich

The state of being stuck between two points of view, understanding both but not favouring one over the other.
Seeing the relative merits of both Aerosmith and the White Stripes, John was the understandwich in what he considered an unnecessary argument.
by wordguy2 April 18, 2010
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tail happy

1. The condition of someone who's had great sex the night before. Often endured (barely) by coworkers and friends. Always accompanied by a smile nothing will wipe off.

2. Adjective to describe a racecar experiencing severe oversteer or looseness. A loose racecar's back wheels tend to head for the outside of the track in a corner. Hence, the tail is merrily out of control and trying to spin the car out.
1. Bob's girlfriend is back in town. I suppose he'll be tail happy all day long. Makes ya wanna puke, doesn't it?

2. Dale Earnhardt, Jr., is downright tail happy coming out of turn 3. He's gonna slap the wall if he isn't careful.
by wordguy2 March 16, 2010
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movie real

A depiction or version of reality that exists in the movies or on TV but does not reflect actual reality. Tends to describe unbelievable feats of strength, faulty physics or abnormal noises.
He jumped from the building and was saved by Spider-man, who caught his arm just before he hit the ground. I mean, as if! It was so movie real and so not real real.
by wordguy2 April 12, 2010
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double wide

A type of white trash. Someone who lives in a double-wide trailer, and is therefore more committed to the trailer than a single wide is.
He'll be in that dirty old trailer park till the day he dies. He is so double wide.
by wordguy2 March 9, 2010
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dreadlock

The mental traffic jam that arises out of worry. A dreaded future event -- report deadline, court appearance, meeting with boss -- is played over and over again in the brain, locking out other, more productive thoughts and often resulting in insomnia and excessive alcohol consumption.
I've been in dreadlock over today's presentation. Are you sure we're ready?
by wordguy2 March 21, 2010
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Elaine dance

A socially weird and unusual public display, like Elaine's dance in the TV show Seinfeld (eason eight, episode 138). The subject performing an Elaine dance remainsoblivious.
He started tweaking his nipples while he spoke to a gym full of teenagers. It was so Elaine dance I thought I'd die.
by wordguy2 June 8, 2010
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