wordguy2's definitions

understandwich

The state of being stuck between two points of view, understanding both but not favouring one over the other.

Seeing the relative merits of both Aerosmith and the White Stripes, John was the understandwich in what he considered an unnecessary argument.

by wordguy2 April 18, 2010

Elaine dance

A socially weird and unusual public display, like Elaine's dance in the TV show Seinfeld (eason eight, episode 138). The subject performing an Elaine dance remainsoblivious.

He started tweaking his nipples while he spoke to a gym full of teenagers. It was so Elaine dance I thought I'd die.

by wordguy2 June 8, 2010

single wide

A type of white trash. Someone who lives in a single-wide trailer, and is therefore not as committed to the trailer park as a double wide.

He's definitely only a single wide. He'll be out of the trailer park before his 25th birthday.

by wordguy2 March 9, 2010

brocom

A movie comedy that men are more likely to find funny than women are.

Hangover was like the best brocom ever, dude. Mike Tyson in your Vegas hotel room? Classic!

by wordguy2 March 6, 2010

fleemail

An escape from a convoluted, multi-addressed chain of email that no longer interests or involves the writer in any meaningful way.

"Thanks, all of you, for your many and varied contributions, but I note that we have reached a level of detail on insect migrations that I no longer find compelling or meaningful. Please consider this my fleemail and eliminate me from further cc lists, but do continue blathering amongst yourselves."

by wordguy2 April 27, 2010

lost google

Word or information you meant to google when you had computer access, but then forgot until you were, again, without access.

How much does the average insurance salesperson make in Lincoln, Nebraska? Yeah, I know we talked about it -- but it's another of those darn lost googles, man.

by wordguy2 May 16, 2010

dreadlock

The mental traffic jam that arises out of worry. A dreaded future event -- report deadline, court appearance, meeting with boss -- is played over and over again in the brain, locking out other, more productive thoughts and often resulting in insomnia and excessive alcohol consumption.

I've been in dreadlock over today's presentation. Are you sure we're ready?

by wordguy2 March 21, 2010