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ass-spirations
ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.
At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!
ass-spirations by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 25, 2023
Related Words
Spitrat • Spitgate • spirate • spicrat • spituation • Shitrate • Shitrature • spatrat • Spirat • spiration
spicrat
Shitrat
1. A person, usually a teenager, who acts like a little shit. Shitrats are usually also wangsters, in that they dress and act like thugs. Most shitrats smoke pot and/or drink, and most have or will end up having criminal records. Shitrats enjoy pissing people off, and usually use homophobic or childish insults. Shitrats won't fight unless there are at least ten times as many of them. Shitrats have little regard for other people, preferring to talk down to anyone and everyone, even their shitrat friends. Shitrats usually mature into junkies. The term originated in St. Margaret's Bay, Nova Scotia.
2. A name Jim Lahey gives to Bubbles' cats on Trailer Park Boys, a popular Canadian TV show. Origin of the above term, Bubbles' cats were always getting into shit.
2. A name Jim Lahey gives to Bubbles' cats on Trailer Park Boys, a popular Canadian TV show. Origin of the above term, Bubbles' cats were always getting into shit.
face-spirational
A status on Facebook that is inspirational, like a famous quote. A face-spirational person commonly posts these statuses.
"Rob is "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them," Henry David Thoreau."
"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"
"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"
face-spirational by DownInTheSouth December 12, 2009
shitrat
shit·rat
–noun
1. A compound noun, joining the word 'shit' in its adjectival, derogatory sense and 'rat' in its slang noun sense (a person who abandons or betrays his or her party or associates).
2. Slang. Derogatory term used to describe a thoroughly disliked person.
3. Victim of unfortunate circumstances or irony perceived by the speaker of the word as a somewhat comedic situation.
-adjective
1. Slang. Closely related to its definition as a noun: it can be used to describe a person or situation. However, in it's current form it poses several grammatical contradictions to the English Language. If one is particularly concerned about grammatical fluency, they may feel inclined to use the term 'shitratworthiness'.
–noun
1. A compound noun, joining the word 'shit' in its adjectival, derogatory sense and 'rat' in its slang noun sense (a person who abandons or betrays his or her party or associates).
2. Slang. Derogatory term used to describe a thoroughly disliked person.
3. Victim of unfortunate circumstances or irony perceived by the speaker of the word as a somewhat comedic situation.
-adjective
1. Slang. Closely related to its definition as a noun: it can be used to describe a person or situation. However, in it's current form it poses several grammatical contradictions to the English Language. If one is particularly concerned about grammatical fluency, they may feel inclined to use the term 'shitratworthiness'.
-noun
1. He's got himself into a shit situation because he betrayed all his friends like the rat he is: the most ideal and conventional scenario in which to use the word 'shitrat'.
2. I hate everything about that guy, he's a real shitrat.
3. So it turned out that there was nothing wrong with his exhaust but after five minutes of driving away from the garage, his exhaust fell off; what a shitrat!
-adjective
1. Your hair looks shitrat today OR there's a certain shitratworthiness about your hair that I can't deny.
1. He's got himself into a shit situation because he betrayed all his friends like the rat he is: the most ideal and conventional scenario in which to use the word 'shitrat'.
2. I hate everything about that guy, he's a real shitrat.
3. So it turned out that there was nothing wrong with his exhaust but after five minutes of driving away from the garage, his exhaust fell off; what a shitrat!
-adjective
1. Your hair looks shitrat today OR there's a certain shitratworthiness about your hair that I can't deny.
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