spicrat 

A Hispanic hoodrat

Edgar: Yo holmes, lets tag this bitch up tonight!
Bob: Shut the fuck up and stop being a spicrat

spicrat by .zapunuts August 14, 2008

spicrat 

a hoodrat thats hispanic

Edgar: yo holmes im gonna tag this shit up tonight
Bob: Edgar shut the fuck up and stop being a spicrat

spicrat by zapunuts. August 7, 2008

ass-spirations

ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.

At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.

This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).

Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.

Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!

As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”

As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.

But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!

The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!

ass-spirations by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 25, 2023

face-spirational 

A status on Facebook that is inspirational, like a famous quote. A face-spirational person commonly posts these statuses.

"Rob is "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them," Henry David Thoreau."

"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"

face-spirational by DownInTheSouth December 12, 2009

Spitrat 

People who camp on Alaskan beaches while they work in the canneries for the summer. Generally friendly, often possess good marijuana.

Did you see the camp of spitrats out on the beach?

Spitrat by Lanikai July 13, 2009

spirate 

Combination of Somalia and Pirate. New wave high energy modern pirates from Somalia. They took an old idea and reworked it. Excellent timing also, at the hight of pirate popularity. Pirate shirts, pirate movies and pirate flags are everywhere.

Today the Spirates hijacked a cruise ship, an oil tanker, and the sea plane from Fantasy Island. I want to join them.

spirate by Toynbee December 16, 2008

spiration 

combined with another word infront of it meaning one of your many inspirations.

"OMG, Misha Barton is my thin-spiration."
"Rachel Ray is my food-spiration."

spiration by jham October 30, 2007