ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.
At least 50% of the
people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married
people — statistically — have more regular sex than single
people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet
dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly
play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they
hand out
free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single
person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a
quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
The longer one is
married, the easier it is for a good series
binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and
Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!
