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Yvonne-spiration
A feeling of inspiration that makes you want to plan a trip or do something new. Yvonne-spiration is the feeling you get when the trip makes it out of the group chat, something worth doing because life is short.
Yvonne-spired travel is incredible because it can be with your friends, family (incl. dogs), or alone!
Yvonne-spiration often comes from reading fun, funny, and exciting travel stories at YvonnesTravel.blog OR www.TheMorningHaze.com and other places.
Yvonne-spired travel is incredible because it can be with your friends, family (incl. dogs), or alone!
Yvonne-spiration often comes from reading fun, funny, and exciting travel stories at YvonnesTravel.blog OR www.TheMorningHaze.com and other places.
I was just reading about this scenic drive from Telluride to Silverton, Colorado, and it's giving yvonne-spiration.
I'm bored; let me see what's new on www.TheMorningHaze.com or Yvonne's Travel Blog and get some yvonne-spiration for vacation this Summer.
I'm bored; let me see what's new on www.TheMorningHaze.com or Yvonne's Travel Blog and get some yvonne-spiration for vacation this Summer.
Yvonne-spiration by TheMorningHaze February 9, 2023
ass-spirations
ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.
At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!
ass-spirations by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 25, 2023
Yesterday X Separation
Yesterday X Separation (Korean: 옛델대 뷔 셉알앋이온, stylized YESTERDAY / SEPARATION), commonly known as YXS, is a five-member Kwangyanese boy band formed by Throw It Back Rosie Entertainment. The group consists of five members Stoove, Yeoniel, Bengyu, Taerry and Kaimal.
Yesterday X Separation by jenlisaforever January 26, 2022
Spiraling
A simplified way to describe a fast-declining mental/emotional state, often leading to short-term bouts of depression or anxiety.
purse breast separation
a temporary physical condition in which the breasts of an adult female are separated and thus accentuated by a strap, usually of a purse or seatbelt, that runs between them
I couldn't help but notice your purse breast separation from that seatbelt, and it is quite arousing.
purse breast separation by Jimmy Carr July 24, 2007
spacation
my friends and I are from the swamps & bayous of Louisiana and went on a spa vacation to Arkansas and instead of spa vacation we'd cut it short and say spacation.
spacation by Bayou sista November 8, 2014
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