Combination of Somalia and Pirate. New wave high energy modern pirates from Somalia. They took an old idea and reworked it. Excellent timing also, at the hight of pirate popularity. Pirate shirts, pirate movies and pirate flags are everywhere.
Today the Spirates hijacked a cruise ship, an oil tanker, and the sea plane from Fantasy Island. I want to join them.
by Toynbee December 4, 2008
"Yaharr, I be a spirate!!!"
"No, Madam, don't swim at that island, a boatload of spirates roam those waters"
"Shiver me timbers! Not only be I a pirate, I be a spirate as well! Yaharr!!"
"No, Madam, don't swim at that island, a boatload of spirates roam those waters"
"Shiver me timbers! Not only be I a pirate, I be a spirate as well! Yaharr!!"
by MillardKillmore June 3, 2003
by Captain Kipper June 3, 2003
by jham October 15, 2007
A fag whom makes fun of other fags but is the supreme fag. Also like to fuck all the hoes and bitches while praying in a church
Person A: God that guy is such a fucking Spirat
Person B: ikr, he's fucking someone during communion
Person B: ikr, he's fucking someone during communion
by Nico126XC November 15, 2017
ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.
At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 26, 2023
A status on Facebook that is inspirational, like a famous quote. A face-spirational person commonly posts these statuses.
"Rob is "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them," Henry David Thoreau."
"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"
"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"
by DownInTheSouth December 12, 2009