spirate 

Combination of Somalia and Pirate. New wave high energy modern pirates from Somalia. They took an old idea and reworked it. Excellent timing also, at the hight of pirate popularity. Pirate shirts, pirate movies and pirate flags are everywhere.

Today the Spirates hijacked a cruise ship, an oil tanker, and the sea plane from Fantasy Island. I want to join them.

spirate by Toynbee December 16, 2008

spirate 

A term referring to a pirate who spies on people, preferably with some sort of spyglass.

"Yaharr, I be a spirate!!!"
"No, Madam, don't swim at that island, a boatload of spirates roam those waters"
"Shiver me timbers! Not only be I a pirate, I be a spirate as well! Yaharr!!"

spirate by MillardKillmore June 2, 2003

spirate 

One who is a spy and also a pirate.

"Yaharr, I be a spirate"

spirate by Captain Kipper June 2, 2003

Spirate 

The rate of spiral oscillations.

The black hole increased the spiral oscillations considering the rate of gravitational force it's a fierce to orbit in it's spirate pattern.

Spirate by N00dleC0 August 23, 2025

ass-spirations

ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.

At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.

This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).

Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.

Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!

As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”

As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.

But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!

The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!

ass-spirations by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 25, 2023

free spirited 

One who goes with the flow of life. This type of individual is usually fully comfortable with themselves. They accept everything for what they are and go on with their day. Usually very positive. Free spirited people do whatever makes them happy, are content, & keep their cool better than most. Most of these people see things differently.

Someone: Never thought of it that way, he's a bit different.
Another: He is different, not weird but interesting. He's free spirited.

free spirited by Ashley Adrenaline April 12, 2010

Spirited Away 

An anime movie about a 10-year-old girl who gets trapped in a spirit world and tries to save her parents. A wonderful movie; the imagination and story is really cool!

Spirited Away is one of my favorite movies.

Spirited Away by Sinister Beauty April 27, 2006