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spiritus raptus

Spiritual rapture:

1- an expression of passion or ecstacy.

2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.

3- a euphoric / mystical state of being.
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965

4- the final assumption of Christians into heaven but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine (see: End of Day's) with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! (see: Lardon)

see: End of Day's again (sober)

see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)

Note: SR is not to be associated with, but is somewhat similar to; huffing on nitrogen gas.
Do not see: huffing (it's played)
see: nitrogen narcocis, weeeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored intellectually)
Mary (from Nazareth High School) had experienced the spiritual rapture in coupling with her boy Joey from Brooklyn. *Spiritus raptus my dick, yo!
spiritus raptus by Rono December 9, 2008

ass-spirations

ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.

At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.

This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).

Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.

Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!

As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”

As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.

But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!

Spiritpunk 

A genre that focuses on the juxtaposition of the material world and the spiritual world. It mainly illustrates enlightenment, esoteric technology, spiritual intelligence, and deification.

Sometimes, it can take place in a dystopian future where the soul is being exploited in a malignant way within the material world, which will make humans transcend beyond their physical and mental capacity to become emanations of divinity. Or, it can even take place in an optimistic future within the spiritual world where enlightened beings named Bodhisattvas delay their salvation to Nirvana due to their compassion for suffering humans so that they can help them obtain moksha in order to escape the material world and guide them towards true freedom from the cycle of Samsara.
"The Spiritpunk genre has an oriental style to it mixed with ancient mythology from eastern cultures."

"The very theme of Spiritpunk can also be seen as the answer to cyberpunk, as it focuses on the significance of the soul, rather than materialistic and technological attachments."
Spiritpunk by GhostFalcon April 3, 2020

Spiritual Bowel Syndrome 

(of a person on LSD) a rumbling or dull discomfort in the bowels indicating that one has to poop; an experience entirely different from that of the Vyvanse cleanse
"We need to get on our way to the creek before we come up."
"Wait... Oh, man, I think I'm already there. I've got spiritual bowel syndrome."
"Shit."

positive spiritual energy 

Is what you want to conduct to produce Love, Peace, Happiness, etc. Opposite of negative spiritual energy which produces Hate, War, Sadness, etc.
If you want to get stronger, lift weights. If you want to get smarter, read an encyclopedia. If you want more positive spiritual energy, practice doing good.

Purity Spiral

A social ratchet effect within a community. A process of moral outbidding, unchecked, which corrodes the group from within, rewarding those who put themselves at the extremes, and punishing nuance relentlessly.

Not to be confused with 'virtue signalling', 'woke culture', or 'online mobs'.

A purity spiral can contain all of these things, but it is defined by the fact that it takes place in a defined community or society, where being purer-than-thou is always being rewarded, and holding a divergent, 'less pure' opinion is normally punished, a dynamic which leads to an inevitable escalation as only the most extreme can 'win'.

Could be anything, from Mao's Red Guard, to Neo-Nazis, to The Crucible, to Instagram knitting.
After Louise denounced Nike as bourgeois, the village fell into a purity spiral where first Nikes, then all sneakers, then all shoes, and later, socks, were burnt on a pyre by the villagers.

Foot amputations followed in the Spring.
Purity Spiral by pizzleswizzle January 30, 2020
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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