Spitepants

when a hot girl is wearing some really sexy lingerie, and you have to go and say something dumb. so she gets mad and puts some sweatpants on over the top of the sexy underwear. Those regular sweatpants have now become Spitepants.

he was being a jerk, so I had to break out the Spitepants

by Ronny Rarko August 31, 2010

Shitpants 1

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.

Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.

by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009

shitpants excited

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.

Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.

by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010

Shitpants Travellor

Someone who travels from computer to computer because they always get worried and shit their pants

That rogai. he is shitpants travellor

by ryan rogay June 11, 2009

shitpants

A fashion disgrace commonly seen in inner city ghettos, trendy hip hop videos, and white/wigga neighborhoods where a gangsta or wannabe gansta busta-brown wears loose pants that look like they are carrying a bag of shit in their ass cuz they hang down so low. Also known as gangsta pampers.

"Excuse me sir, but you can't possibly hope to get a job with us wearing shitpants."

by miracle_max December 28, 2007

spacepants

A euphemism for hairy bear homosexuals with anger management issues.

Q: Who pissed in his cereal?

A: Spacepants.

by GearyO December 16, 2008