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spickerpickerupper 

A hispanic male whose occupation involves picking up injured hispanics and transporting them to nearby hospitals; a Mexican ambulance driver.
"Mr. Lopez is making a lot of money now that has a job as a spickerpickerupper."

"Call the spickerpickerupper...Juan has cut his rear end up really bad!"

"Could you send a spickerpickerupper to my house as quickly as possible? My husband was shot while he was robbing the local convenience store."
spickerpickerupper by www.LMNOP.com February 13, 2007

Spick Dick 

What people call a Spanish guy's penis. Any central or south american guy you would normally call a spick. Well this spick has a dick so his dick is called a SPICK DICK, a beaner peener, or for his ball sack you'd call it a wetback nutsack.
Ashley - I'm lovin' that sexy blonde surfer over there.

Taylor - Fuck white guys, i love me some spick dick!
Spick Dick by LoveSpickDicks November 12, 2011

spicanosis 

An increasingly popular, and more geographically correct, reference to the H1N1 influenza virus (swine flu). This terminology incorporates the locality of the cesspool of origin of the virus.
Yo, Marco won't be hittin' ya back this week cuz he down with da spicanosis shit.
This word comes from the word special. It is often used to describe a person who is dumb, stupid, idiotic, spazticated, or has special needs.
look at that guy hitting himself with half a cucumber, he is definitely speckal!
speckal by mole09 July 20, 2009

Sickaphile 

A person who is addicted to being sick (not the actual act of vomiting) this person will lunge from one illness to another ,some will go as far as to seek surgery. Whether the addiction is truly to being sick or is more related to being rescued and or not being expected to perform, function, or be personally responsible for oneself -- to the the by-products of being sick -- can be difficult for even professionals to assess in some cases. The sickaphile will love talking about their ailments, they post "sympathy selfies"even tweeting or posting to Facebook right up to and after operations. A sickaphile may fake or exaggerate symptoms to obtain what they want and further their plan for treatment, when a doctor actually finds something wrong a sickaphile will be greatly excited and latch on to the "diagnosis" they will "Google" the diagnosis, research and join online forums etc if they do not posses a particular symptom, they will simply fake it, they immerse themselves fully in their "condition" and usually will have more than one ongoing condition at a time, if there is a period of "good health" it is short lived. The sickaphile will be eagerly looking for a new ailment. The reason for someone enjoying ill health is unknown. The sickaphile may be unaware of their behavior. If the sickaphile is talking about him/herself they are in their element, always willing to talk about whatever illness they are currently in the midst of, and it will always be the worst case scenario!
"Hannah seems to always be unwell, its as if she actually enjoys being ill"
"yeah dude i think Hannah is a sickaphile for sure"
Sickaphile by cornishpastie December 13, 2014
I just got a sweet Spicker from Raul's taco shop!!
Spicker by lockenload23 August 20, 2016