spicanosis 

An increasingly popular, and more geographically correct, reference to the H1N1 influenza virus (swine flu). This terminology incorporates the locality of the cesspool of origin of the virus.

Yo, Marco won't be hittin' ya back this week cuz he down with da spicanosis shit.

spicanosis by Heinrich Jablome May 5, 2009

spikinosis 

When you fart and it feels like you’re being stabbed in the asshole by a spike.

Gee Ricky, when I farted last night I had spikinosis.

spikinosis by ColumbusCupKid March 2, 2023