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Vesuvio Special 

When you nip out to grab a take-away meal (normally pizza) and come home to find that your partner has packed up all their belongs and left, leaving you to eat alone whilst reading their farewell letter
Dude 1: I went to get pizza and when I return my wife was gone. All I could find was a goodbye letter on the table.
Dude 2: Hahaha! You must have ordered the Vesuvio Special
Vesuvio Special by TeaBagTayla December 12, 2015

Amber Heard Special 

The act of shitting on someone's bed, then covering it up with a blanket (preferably weighted)
Johnny: Dude, why do you look so pissed off?
Matt: Natasha did an Amber Heard Special on my bed, so I broke up with her bitch ass.
Johnny: Damn, I would've broken up with her too!

Bingley Special 

A large coffee with large amounts of spit and jizz stirred in
Fuck me, that Bingley Special tasted a little funky
Bingley Special by Greg_the_Smeg January 15, 2019

Five gallery special 

When an incarcerated person exposes himself
"Ay Joe, did you just see that?" "Naw, what happened?" "Buddy just exposed himself to that female!" "Damn, he hit her with the five gallery special!"

Speckled moon 

When your liquid shit is so ferocious it blows against the porcelain and splashes up and speckles your ass.
Johnny must have had a speckled moon cuz his whitey tighties look like they have brown bullet holes in em.
Speckled moon by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

Pee wee Herman special

Pee wee Herman special deal at movie theater man personalized butter up your Pop corn with his dick
You want pee wee Herman special for Pop corn