Sphintr 

When one says something so weird or suspicious that you simply must reply with sphintr

Person 1: Yo I think Loli art is cool
Person 2: Sphintr

Sphintr by TheNiceSpice July 26, 2022

sphinctriloquist 

Person talking out of his arse/ass.

Oh Mister Ambassador, you are such a sphinctriloquist!

sphinctriloquist by Galfodo August 30, 2008

Sphintitus 

Sphintitus is the ship between Sphintus and Titus from the anime Magi: Labyrinth of Magic .

Marga is Sphintus and Titus's child

Person 1: Have you ever heard of Sphintitus? Its canon bc I said so
Person 2: Yes I am Shinobu Ohtaka so its canon

Sphintitus by kazuichi.k June 22, 2021

sphintoxicated 

The process of becoming intoxicated through the sphincter. Requires far less alcohol to be ingested through the rectum than through the mouth to achieve maximum sphintoxication levels.

Jeffery stood on his head and funneled 2 beers into his rectum, soon becoming incredibly sphintoxicated.

sphintoxicated by mrwordknower September 10, 2010

spintranet 

Your corporate intranet, where you can read the official company spin. 'Nuf said.

(Derivation: from sp-intranet, where the sp is shorthand for Sharepoint.)

Check the spintranet if you're not sure of the official dress code.

spintranet by pretzlboy April 30, 2011

Sphinctron 

The mythical device that legitimizes numbers you pulled out of your ass

We had no actual data for this, so we had to extract a report from the Sphinctron before the meeting

Sphinctron by Austin_72 January 22, 2021

sphinter 

A term used to describe a male who is a badass at almost anything they do.

"Man that guy Greg sure is a sphinter, he sure knows how to reel in the ladies."

"Kid Rock is an American Sphinter!"

sphinter by Mayskilla23 June 6, 2018