sphintoxicated

The process of becoming intoxicated through the sphincter. Requires far less alcohol to be ingested through the rectum than through the mouth to achieve maximum sphintoxication levels.

Jeffery stood on his head and funneled 2 beers into his rectum, soon becoming incredibly sphintoxicated.

by mrwordknower September 10, 2010

spintoxicated

The state of which you are under the influence of alcohol, as well as an illicit substance.

I swear, there's nothing like being spintoxicated.
Don't mix those together! You'll get spintoxicated!

by Whore-able_&_Adorable February 2, 2018