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neposition

The job you only got because you're related to the owner.
Buddy got his executive neposition the old fashioned way, he was born into it. Just clean up after him and know your place.
by Austin_72 October 9, 2020
mugGet the nepositionmug.

Narcissistick

Any apparatus, engineered or improvised, used to extend the reach when taking a selfie.
I was just walking along, when some douchebag taking video rammed me in the eye with his two foot narcissistick.
by Austin_72 December 22, 2014
mugGet the Narcissistickmug.

Sphinctron

The mythical device that legitimizes numbers you pulled out of your ass
We had no actual data for this, so we had to extract a report from the Sphinctron before the meeting
by Austin_72 January 22, 2021
mugGet the Sphinctronmug.

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