Definitions by Austin_72

Sphinctron 

The mythical device that legitimizes numbers you pulled out of your ass

We had no actual data for this, so we had to extract a report from the Sphinctron before the meeting

Sphinctron by Austin_72 January 22, 2021

neposition 

The job you only got because you're related to the owner.

Buddy got his executive neposition the old fashioned way, he was born into it. Just clean up after him and know your place.

neposition by Austin_72 October 9, 2020

Narcissistick 

Any apparatus, engineered or improvised, used to extend the reach when taking a selfie.

I was just walking along, when some douchebag taking video rammed me in the eye with his two foot narcissistick.

Narcissistick by Austin_72 December 22, 2014