Definitions by mrwordknower

sphintoxicated 

The process of becoming intoxicated through the sphincter. Requires far less alcohol to be ingested through the rectum than through the mouth to achieve maximum sphintoxication levels.

Jeffery stood on his head and funneled 2 beers into his rectum, soon becoming incredibly sphintoxicated.

sphintoxicated by mrwordknower September 10, 2010

HJT 

The anagram used for the common phrase "Holy Jesus Tits." Most commonly used in texting and other instant messaging programs.

HJT! I was sweating like a Tijuana whore in church after the game.

HJT by mrwordknower September 10, 2010