spintranet 

Your corporate intranet, where you can read the official company spin. 'Nuf said.

(Derivation: from sp-intranet, where the sp is shorthand for Sharepoint.)

Check the spintranet if you're not sure of the official dress code.

spintranet by pretzlboy April 30, 2011

spontanetitty 

A spontaneous breast grope that is unexpected but pleasurable.

A young guy walked by me at the concert and in a moment of spontanetitty we were all over each other.

spontanetitty by Beaktor July 19, 2011

spinternet 

Using the internet as a vehicle for spin and diversion to counteract blog and other user communication, particularly by totalitarian governments.

The political prisoner suicided in custody by shooting himself 4 times in the head, but the spinternet astroturf explained that it was probably just that the other prisoners didn't like him, so I didn't worry and watched porn instead.

spinternet by Church Wolf September 22, 2009

spintraction 

Spintraction (noun):
The ancient dark art practiced by FOX News sorcerers, political handlers, and Washington Post wizards, wherein a completely irrelevant story — like a senator’s cousin’s TikTok or a staged culture war shouting match — is inflated into a national crisis to ensure no one notices the billionaires robbing the treasury, the planet melting, or democracy coughing up blood in the alley.

A portmanteau of spin and distraction, it’s the elite-approved mind confetti blasted into your face 24/7 so you’ll argue about American Eagle jeans while the masters of the universe rewrite the Constitution in a cigar lounge and bet on who will build the first resort on the beach in Gaza.

Usage:
“Today’s spintraction: Angry mobs debating the morality of Ms Rachel while Congress quietly legalizes sex trafficking.”

spintraction by MrsMaiselish July 30, 2025