Sphinctron 

The mythical device that legitimizes numbers you pulled out of your ass

We had no actual data for this, so we had to extract a report from the Sphinctron before the meeting

Sphinctron by Austin_72 January 22, 2021

sphinctriloquist 

Person talking out of his arse/ass.

Oh Mister Ambassador, you are such a sphinctriloquist!

sphinctriloquist by Galfodo August 30, 2008

sphinctoleak 

When you can’t keep poop from continuously exiting your asshole and it just keeps leaking out no matter how many times you wipe.

I’m telling you, doc, this sphinctoleak situation is causing me to really lose it!

sphinctoleak by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

Sphincterine 

(Noun) Anal passage cleanser. With a tigling sensation and minty fresh taste it'll keep your brown eye sparkling!!

"Sphincterine, makes you tingle and feels so clean,
Sphincterine, cleans your sphincter and what's between,
Sphincterine...Ahh"

Sphincterine by Colin Willment (Glasgow, Scotland) October 18, 2004

Sphinctoid 

Pebble or sand that falls from your arse when pulling off your swim suit.

When I got home from the beach and pulled off my swimsuit, my floor was pelted with Sphinctoids.

Sphinctoid by puhleeze March 27, 2009

Sphincternet 

a really crappy internet connection made by compounding the words Sphincter and Internet.

i hate my sphincternet. im only getting 1 kb/s.

Sphincternet by General Dynamic September 9, 2008

sphinctometer 

1. A device for measuring the degree to which one is an asshole.

2. A device for measuring the degree to which one is full of shit.

"Wow, Buck, that story just sent the sphinctometer needle into the brown!"

sphinctometer by biggs33 December 9, 2008