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sphinctriloquist 

Person talking out of his arse/ass.
Oh Mister Ambassador, you are such a sphinctriloquist!
sphinctriloquist by Galfodo August 30, 2008

sphinctoleak 

When you can’t keep poop from continuously exiting your asshole and it just keeps leaking out no matter how many times you wipe.
I’m telling you, doc, this sphinctoleak situation is causing me to really lose it!
sphinctoleak by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

Sphincterine 

(Noun) Anal passage cleanser. With a tigling sensation and minty fresh taste it'll keep your brown eye sparkling!!
"Sphincterine, makes you tingle and feels so clean,
Sphincterine, cleans your sphincter and what's between,
Sphincterine...Ahh"

Sphinctoid 

Pebble or sand that falls from your arse when pulling off your swim suit.
When I got home from the beach and pulled off my swimsuit, my floor was pelted with Sphinctoids.
Sphinctoid by puhleeze March 27, 2009

Sphincternet 

a really crappy internet connection made by compounding the words Sphincter and Internet.
i hate my sphincternet. im only getting 1 kb/s.
Sphincternet by General Dynamic September 9, 2008

sphinctometer 

1. A device for measuring the degree to which one is an asshole.

2. A device for measuring the degree to which one is full of shit.
"Wow, Buck, that story just sent the sphinctometer needle into the brown!"
sphinctometer by biggs33 December 9, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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