Sphintitus

Sphintitus is the ship between Sphintus and Titus from the anime Magi: Labyrinth of Magic .

Marga is Sphintus and Titus's child

Person 1: Have you ever heard of Sphintitus? Its canon bc I said so
Person 2: Yes I am Shinobu Ohtaka so its canon

Sphintitus by kazuichi.k June 22, 2021

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Sphinctitus

<Noun> Lower abdominal distress accompanied by very odiferous flatulence, with or without assachino. Commonly following a spicy or greasy meal.

People in the office were angry at Nick when he developed sphinctitus after his bean burrito for lunch.

Sphinctitus by Maccmedia December 9, 2008

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Sphintitus • Sphinctitus • sphinkitus • Sphintitius

sphinkitus

a condition of the sphincter / anus that is cause by eating spicy fast food. The symptoms are. A large amount of gas, very smelly farts, runny stool and can be accompanied by pain.

Person 1: what is that smell?. person 2: I just went to "el chepo Taco". I devoloped sphinkitus!

sphinkitus by Faltulus Maxumus May 20, 2009

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Sphintitius

A term used to describe a profound physiological or psychological state of tension characterized by an involuntary tightening or clenching response, typically triggered by moments of extreme stress, fear, or heightened anticipation. This condition can manifest physically, as in the reflexive tightening of muscles under pressure, or metaphorically, representing an emotional or mental freeze where an individual feels unable to act, decide, or respond effectively due to overwhelming external or internal factors. Sphintitius can occur in a wide range of scenarios, from sudden confrontations and high-stakes decision-making to moments of personal vulnerability or public performance, symbolizing the body's and mind's acute response to perceived challenges or threats.

During the tense negotiation, he felt a wave of sphintitius take hold, making it almost impossible to maintain his composure and articulate his points clearly.

Sphintitius by kdlscn December 23, 2024

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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