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screwpidity 

The distinct lack of sexual knowledge or prowess.
Having spent his youth playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of doing chicks, Johnny now suffers from screwpidity.
screwpidity by iantheman October 3, 2007

spellpidity 

1. (noun) When one asks a teacher, parent, etc., how to spell a word and is told to look up the word in the dictionary, usually either because the teacher, parent, etc. is too lazy to impart the word's spelling or doesn't know how to spell it themself. Spellpidity is short for "spelling stupidity", because you must know how a word is spelled in order to search for it in a dictionary.
Kindergartener: "How do you spell 'dachshund'?
Teacher: "Look it up in the dictionary."
Kindergartener: "?????"
The Kindergartener has just experienced spellpidity.

Showpidity

Exhibiting stupidity in an otherwise smart character in a TV show to give an explanation of a concept to the watcher of the show.
Scully asked Mulder about the werewolf's weaknesses in showpidity.
Showpidity by Dodgyb2001 December 5, 2020

steupidity 

noun. Any new law emananating from Brussels. Can also be used as an adjective (steupid) to describe such laws, or items to which the law applies.
1. Have you heard the latest Brussels steupidity? They want to ban light bulbs.

2. Is that a steupid banana? No, it's not bent enough.
steupidity by noncompus mentus March 12, 2007

snowpidity 

A combination of snow and stupidity. Dumb things people do when it snows.
Sledding into traffic, driving too fast (or too slow) for conditions and causing a wreck, naked snow angels, etc. "He drove with a fair amount of snowpidity".
snowpidity by PrezRR December 3, 2013

Sponpidity 

When you are being spontaneous and stupid at the same time. You are doing an act of 'Sponpidity'.
That was just a bit of Sponpidity.

Here we go again with our Sponpidity.

Just blame it on the Sponpidity.
Sponpidity by Ruthless Collector October 22, 2023
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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