Spewpidity

When an loud mouth moron never shuts up

My idiot coworker won't stop with his spewpidity, he keeps bragging about how awesome he is. When he clearly is not.

by NorthernNative September 17, 2021

screwpidity

The distinct lack of sexual knowledge or prowess.

Having spent his youth playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of doing chicks, Johnny now suffers from screwpidity.

by iantheman October 3, 2007

spellpidity

1. (noun) When one asks a teacher, parent, etc., how to spell a word and is told to look up the word in the dictionary, usually either because the teacher, parent, etc. is too lazy to impart the word's spelling or doesn't know how to spell it themself. Spellpidity is short for "spelling stupidity", because you must know how a word is spelled in order to search for it in a dictionary.

Kindergartener: "How do you spell 'dachshund'?
Teacher: "Look it up in the dictionary."
Kindergartener: "?????"
The Kindergartener has just experienced spellpidity.

by Random Nerd of Doom May 29, 2007

Showpidity

Exhibiting stupidity in an otherwise smart character in a TV show to give an explanation of a concept to the watcher of the show.

Scully asked Mulder about the werewolf's weaknesses in showpidity.

by Dodgyb2001 December 5, 2020

steupidity

noun. Any new law emananating from Brussels. Can also be used as an adjective (steupid) to describe such laws, or items to which the law applies.

1. Have you heard the latest Brussels steupidity? They want to ban light bulbs.

2. Is that a steupid banana? No, it's not bent enough.

by noncompus mentus March 12, 2007

snowpidity

A combination of snow and stupidity. Dumb things people do when it snows.

Sledding into traffic, driving too fast (or too slow) for conditions and causing a wreck, naked snow angels, etc. "He drove with a fair amount of snowpidity".

by PrezRR December 3, 2013

Sponpidity

When you are being spontaneous and stupid at the same time. You are doing an act of 'Sponpidity'.

That was just a bit of Sponpidity.

Here we go again with our Sponpidity.

Just blame it on the Sponpidity.

by Ruthless Collector October 22, 2023