Dachshund 

The Best Breed of Dog Alive ! There are only two kinds of dogs on this world, Dachshunds, and those who wish they were Dachshunds .

Dachshunds are long and cute.

Dachshund by Edwiener Dog April 12, 2017

Dachshund 

A breed of dog developed in Germany starting around 1600. The breed took almost 100 years to develop but is being ruined in modern times by people who cross breed them with any type of dog. The breed is also being affected by owners of puppy mills who sell dogs with genetic defects.

Dachshunds are very loyal to their owners and don't take to strangers unless they are socialized.

Shady Bob wanted to get in the dog breeding business. He had a male Dachshund and a female Pekinese. He bred the two and sold them as Longhaired Dachshunds to gullible people.

Dachshund by OneWhoKnowsBetter August 1, 2012

Dachshund 

Pronounced dak-sun(s), Dachshunds are a small breed of dog that sometimes are known in vernacular as wiener dogs, sausage dogs or hot dogs because their bodies are long and their legs are short and muscular. They used to be known as "badger dogs" for they hunted back in Germany before they were exported to other countries. Variations of Dachshunds include them being either shorthaired, wirehaired, or longhaired. The colors they come in are red, chesnut, cream, tan, brown, or black. These lively creatures can be good watchdogs.

My favorite dog is the Dachshund.

Dachshund by Persondudewhatever June 11, 2006

Dachshund 

One of the best dog breeds to exist. They might be small in size, but they have huge personalities!

Some of them have quite big ego ‘s, but they will always be there to lick your face and comfort you when you’re down.

They are playful and funny and just amazing dogs in general.

The dachshund nipped at her her heel.

Dachshund by dachshundsareadorable March 11, 2020

Dachshund 

those weird long things that people keep as pets that also poop in your living room.

Britany: is that a wiener dog!?!
Caleb: no, it’s a dachshund

Britany: ew thaT thing stank

Dachshund by nat 🦢 November 17, 2019

Dachshund 

A stubborn af dog that is commonly referred to as weiner dogs.

"I got a new dog!"
"Nice, what breed is it?"
"A dachshund."
"I feel so sorry for you."

Dachshund by The-introverted-asexual November 21, 2018

dachshund convention 

A way to describe a party, club, or other get-together as being populated by a vast majority of males. In other words, a sausage fest or brodeo.

I went to Stacy's party, but left early because there was more sausage there than a dachshund convention!

dachshund convention by Senator Sexy September 29, 2007